Shotgun Shells Jokes
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When I first met my father-in-law he threw a shotgun shell at me
Then he said "Nice catch but the next one's gonna be going much faster!"
Mario decided to take up an extra job at the bank.
He had only been working a few weeks and was having a rough day when suddenly a masked man bursts through the door and yells: "This is a robbery!"
This was the last straw for Mario and pulls a shotgun out of his desk, aims it at the man and gives him til the count of 3 to get out or h**... blast him.
"Woah woah," says the robber, "calm down I won't hurt you I just want to grab some money. Can you tell me what department you work in?" Mario cracks a smile, racks a shell into the chamber and says, "I'm a-counting."
A decides to go hunting
He asks his wife to pack his bag for him and fetch him the shotgun. A short while later his wife returns with the goods, telling him she will be going to town later on and the part ways.
Out in the woods the man suddenly spots the biggest buck he'd ever seen, he ruffles through his bag, looking for shells but when he takes his hand out: tampons... Furious he races home and waits for his wife. When she gets home he explains what happened. For a minute the wife looks puzzled, then with a shock tells him that she thought it was weird when she sneezed at the busstop and the guy behind her dropped dead.
Sorry for my english/wording. I hope it doenst ruin the joke!
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