Shortest Day Jokes

5 shortest day jokes and hilarious shortest day puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shortest day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Shortest Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good shortest day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the winter solstice say to the shortest day of the year? "Hey, cheer up! Tomorrow will be a little longer."

Known as the "one-day insect" the Mayfly has the shortest lifespan of all organisms...

But it still lives longer than my headphones.

What's the best day to host a midget convention?

The Winter solstice. It's the shortest day of the year!

Did you know why today is one of the shortest days of the year?

Because it's only 4/11.

Today is the coldest day of the year...

And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet.

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