Shortcut Jokes
50 shortcut jokes and hilarious shortcut puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shortcut that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a few hilarious shortcuts to bring laughter to your next party? Look no further! This article explores the comedy in keyboard shortcuts, autocorrect, icons, and playgrounds. From the classic Ctrl+Alt+Delete humor to puns about the Apple Icon, get ready for a side-splitting shortcut joke experience!
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Funniest Shortcut Short Jokes
Short shortcut jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shortcut humour may include short abbreviation jokes also.
- There's a new keyboard shortcut in GTA V which if you press it will cause your character to kill minorities. Alt-right
- What is the keyboard shortcut to becoming an idiot who throws temper tantrums like a child? Alt-right.
- What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right
- How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator? He took a shortcut.
- When you're addicted to keyboard shortcuts It might start off with just copying and pasting, but once you get into underlining it really starts to control you.
- What keyboard shortcut can be used to stop recent senseless violence from continuing? CTRL-ALT-Right
- Spring training camp for the midget basketball league is coming to an end and the coaching staff is being quite lazy... There's going to be a lot of short-cuts taken.
- If I have to choose between taking a shortcut to success, or going at it step by step,
I will choose the ladder - Why does a belgian bring a knife whe he's driving a car? To take a shortcut.
- Why did the skinhead loose the race? He got caught doing a shortcut
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Shortcut One Liners
Which shortcut one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shortcut? I can suggest the ones about toolbox and alternative.
- moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut
- What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right.
- What do you call a small wound? A shortcut.
- Q. How did the barber win the race? A. He knew a shortcut.
- How do you make a shortcut? With small scissors.
- Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent? Ctrl-P
- What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut? ctrl + C
- What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with? Ctrl+P
- What's management's favorite keyboard shortcut? Shift + Blame.
- Did you hear about the cat that took a shortcut? It was a real cheetah
- I decided to open a barber shop for little people. It will be called Shortcuts.
- Power Saws Power saws are for people who like short-cuts.
- What is an emo's favourite keyboard shortcut? Ctrl-X.
- What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race? A Cheetah.
- What keyboard shortcut is the most racist? Forward (Alt+Right Arrow)
Keyboard Shortcut Jokes
Here is a list of funny keyboard shortcut jokes and even better keyboard shortcut puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The keyboard shortcut for "find" was originally just Ctrl. The F was added to pay respect to those who were never found.
- Why doesn't Edward Scissorhands like mice? Because he prefers keyboard shortcuts!
- Alt-right? Is that a keyboard shortcut?
- What keyboard shortcut turns your computer into a p**...? *Alt + Right*
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Shortcut Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about shortcut you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hint jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shortcut pranks.
After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"
I was walking home last night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery
3 girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them I understand, I used to get freaked out too when I was alive.
After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!
2 nuns take a shortcut
2 nuns are riding bicycles through the Vatican and they decide to take a shortcut down a cobblestone street. The first nun says to the second, "I've never come this way before." The second nun replies to the first, "Nor have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Last night I was walking home and decided to take a shortcut past the cemetery…
When a group of spiritualists walked up to me and explained that they were too afraid to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk along with me.Then I told them I understand, I also used to be freaked out too when I was alive .
I've never seen anyone run that fast!
Moses joke
**Moses was the first person to use *Control+C* as a shortcut.**
Graveyard shortcut
A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard.
He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.
Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?"
The old man merely continues chiseling and says "They spelled my name wrong."
A guy goes to the pub...
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had s**... over and over again. All the positions; everything!"
His friend replies, "Wow, that's great! I bet she's a beauty, right?"
"I don't know. I never found her head."
The problem with the goose
A peasant goes to a country fair and buys two chickens, a bucket, an anvil, and a goose. Walking back to his village he meets a woman who asks him for directions to the village.
- Come with me, but let's take a shortcut through the woods, much faster.
- No way! I know you men, once we're in the woods, you're going to try and ravish me at once.
- But how? Looks at all the stuff I am carrying!
- Yeah, right! You can put the chickens under the bucket and put the anvil on top!
- Oh yeah? And the goose?
The woman pauses for a second…
- Alright, I'll hold the goose
One dark night, two men are walking home after a party and decide to take a shortcut through the cemetery.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they are startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they find an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, dude," one says after catching his breath. "You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing, working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbles. "They misspelled my name!"
Two Nuns On Bikes
Two nuns, Maria and Angelica, are riding their bicycles on their way to work at the Vatican. They're running late, so Maria says, "I know a shortcut. Let's go down this alley." They turn right onto the alley, which soon becomes a narrow cobblestone road, with many twists and turns. Angelica remarks, "wow, I never came this way before." Maria tells her, "it's the cobblestones."
Two nuns are out riding their bicycles..
Two nuns are out in the countryside riding ow their bicycles.
The first nun suggested that they take a shortcut.
A few minutes later the second one says: "I've never come this way before."
The first one replies: "Oh, I guess it must be the cobblestones."
Three guys were hiking took a short-cut across a farmer's field, where the found a pig stuck halfway through a fence.
"I wish that was my Nancy, my girl friend" said the guy from Florida.
" I wish that was my cousin Mary-Lou" said the guy from Georgia
"I wish it was dark out" said the guy from Alabama
Dead funny
Late one night Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetary. Hearing a tapping sound, he becomes scared and quickens his pace. The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits.
Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone.
"Thank goodness!" Jack says to the man.
"You gave me a fright of my life! Why are you working so late?"
"The spelled my name wrong."
Two nuns are riding back to the church when one decides to take a shortcut.
The way that they turn down is an old cobblestone road. As they traverse the uneven surface that is rattling their teeth out, the one nun asked the other, have you come this way before? Of course! why do you think I come down here...
