The Best 4 Short Dirty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Short Dirty jokes. There are some short dirty kneegrows jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these short dirty brevity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Short Dirty Jokes and Puns

A man was in confession asking for forgiveness at his local church.

Man: Father I have sinned.
Yesterday my wife was leaning against the sofa and she was wearing a short Dress she looked so sexy I couldn't control myself. I went up behind her and spread her legs and started ramming her from behind uncontrollably.
Priest: oh no no they don't like that sort of behaviour is heaven.
Man: No they don't like it in Walmart either.

A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her.

And the windshield, and the dashboard...

^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty

I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty.

They're my last reshorts.

Lifes to short

To be a dirty, filthy, soulless pedant!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the short dirty fascinate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working short dirty mud piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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