Shoreline Jokes

5 shoreline jokes and hilarious shoreline puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoreline that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Humorous Shoreline Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good shoreline joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A blonde is walking along the shoreline of a lake in Minnesota looking for seashells when she spots another blonde across the lake from her. Eager for company she shouts loudly "How do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde shouts back "You're on the other side!"

The government has developed machines that will pick litter up from the beach.

I saw one the other day, but unfortunately it was malfunctioning and was grabbing birds off the shoreline instead.
I thought "Well, that took a tern."

Why was the ship scared to come close to the shoreline? [OC]

Because it's a freighter.

It's hard to tell jokes to shoreline oceanographers

They always take things littorally.

If a bend in a shoreline creates a large ocean inlet, but no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

... think about it.

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