Shopping Trolley Jokes

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket

The husband picks up a case of Fosters and puts it in their trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $80 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts:
'So does 24 cans of Fosters, and it's half the price.'

While I was walking down the street I saw someone pushing a shopping trolley

The shopping trolley was fully of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they were pushing their luck.

The British are very strange people.

They call pants 'trousers', shopping carts 'trolleys' and 6.7 raccoons in a human suit 'Prince Phillip'.

I saw my neighbor pushing a a shopping trolley filled horse shoes and rabbit feet.

I think she was pushing her luck.

Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

My girlfriend told me i was too childish last week while we were shopping

I was so shocked i almost fell out of the trolley

My wife had the nerve to call me lazy yesterday while shopping

I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley

Why is the difference between a consultant and a shopping trolley?

You can fit more food and wine into a consultant but at least a shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

I bought a shopping trolley.

But I didn't have anything to put it in

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