Shopper Jokes

6 shopper jokes and hilarious shopper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shopper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out this collection of jokes about shoppers, customers, vendors, and sellers! Whether it's Walmart or your local shop, there's sure to be something here for everyone!

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Hilarious Fun Shopper Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good shopper joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger opens his own shopping mall. A customer left her purse on the counter after a purchase. Seeing the customer is nearing the exit of the mall, Arnold handed the purse to the nearest cashier.


why did the grocery shopper glue 10 boxes of rice together and walk out without paying?

because that container said gluten-free.

As a frugal shopper, I was thrilled when I saw a great deal on used tampons. Best part?

No strings attached

Why I got fired from Sam's Club.

I referred to an overweight shopper as a "swollen member"

I found a leaky bottle of ointment for a discount, so I picked it up...

Now I'm a savvy shopper!

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