The Best 6 Shopper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Shopper jokes. There are some shopper retail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shopper salesperson puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Shopper Jokes and Puns

Joke my kid made up when he was like 4.... What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Arnold Schwarzenegger opens his own shopping mall. A customer left her purse on the counter after a purchase. Seeing the customer is nearing the exit of the mall, Arnold handed the purse to the nearest cashier.

"GET TO THE SHOPPER, NOW!"

Why I got fired from Sam's Club.

I referred to an overweight shopper as a "swollen member"

As a frugal shopper, I was thrilled when I saw a great deal on used tampons. Best part?

No strings attached

I found a leaky bottle of ointment for a discount, so I picked it up...

Now I'm a savvy shopper!


What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the shopper saleswoman jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working shopper salesgirl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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