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I responded, "How about now?"
I guess they're aimed at a younger audience...
A boy gets a bow & arrow for his 10th birthday. He walks outside and starts shooting his arrows. Later his father walks in on him and exclaims, "Wow each of these arrows landed in a target great job! Lets go out for ice cream!" So his father and he go out for the ice cream after it's finished his father asks, "how did you do it?" Then the son says, "It wasn't hard. I just shot arrows and drew circles around them."
The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events.
I haven't seen that much shooting in a movie since I went to watch The Dark Knight Rises.
Pew! Pew!
"Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it.
and says to the bartender "Give me 12 shots of your most expensive Tequila!" The bartender pours the shots and lines them up. The guy starts shooting them back wicked fast, one right after another. The bartender says in shock "Why are you drinking those so fast?!" The guy stops long enough to get out a few words "you would drink these fast too, if you had what I have" Confused, the bartender asks "why? what do you have?"
The guy says "About four dollars"
They have no idea I'm shooting blanks
Director: Now we'll let the lion out of the cage and he'll chase but don't worry he won't eat you.
Actor: What makes you so sure?
Director: It's in the script.
Actor: Has the lion read the script?
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behind a badge
You don't know what you're missing.
He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
Oops, wrong sub.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
He looks over the guns until the cashier asks what he wants. The man couldn't decide so the cashier asked, "what are you shooting?" The man said "cans". The cashier asked, "what kind of cans?" The man took a pause, than finally said "oh you know, Americans, Mexicans, Africans."
Because they're meteor
I think I should aim for a younger crowd.
After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and ends up shooting too far to the left of the rabbit. The second aims, misses, and shoots too far to the right. The third shouts out "We got him!"
...by shooting herself in the heart, but she doesn't really know where the heart is.
She goes to the local doctor and asks;
"Doctor, can you please tell me where the heart is?"
"Oh, it's just below your left breast."
So the old woman walked home and shot herself in the knee.
He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
There were a lot of casual tees.
They're still counting the casual Tees.
They have good schools for it
They have the best schools for it.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee after realising that sailing and shooting were 2 separate events!!
Shooting a live gorilla
There were no iWitnesses.
Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!
One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...
We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip.
Americans:
It's Mom not Mum
It's Chips not Crisps
It's Fries not Chips
It's Color not Colour
It's Soccer not Football
It's Football not Rugby
Britons:
It's School not Shooting Range.
... by shooting them himself.
A lady was filling up the gas tank in her car and lit a cigarette to pass the time. After which a piece of ash fell onto her arm and started a fire. As she's flailing about trying to put the fire out, a police cruiser pulls into the station. Instinctively, she starts running towards the officer in an effort to get help. The police officer sees the lady running at him and shoots her, killing her
I guess you shouldn't run towards police officers if you have a firearm
It just wouldn't stop cawing. After an hour I felt like shooting the damned thing! Then another crow joined it and they started to have a jolly old conversation. I wanted to blow both their heads off! One more crow and there definitely would've been a murder.
Apparently the term 'School photos' is more acceptable.
Because they might commit a mass shooting just to fit in with the culture.
....That doesn't mean you should keep shooting yourself in the foot.
She didn't either.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
On the shooting range the Sergeant shows him the distant target and tells him to fire six rounds, which he does. The Sarge walks all the way to the target and shouts back "You haven't hit it at all!" The telecoms guy puts his finger over the end of the barrel, pulls the trigger and blows his finger clean off and shouts back:- "It's leaving here ok - the problem must be at your end!"
...who was shooting up in the barn?
She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.
Hitman: I will shoot her just below her left breast.
Husband: How is shooting her in the knee going to kill her?
But they said I had to use the paper targets.
Soldier: Which one is Will?
Because he knows one of his supporters would never shoot him
I heard they're shooting something at YouTube HQ today.
Just because he's a White guy with mental health issues doesn't mean he's gonna start shooting up the crowd
A royal wedding doesn't happen every week.
3 straight days without a school shooting.
Oh, it's summer.
"Fire at will"
Lots of stupid dance moves and unnecessary shooting
Who doesn't love hopping off the bus and shooting everybody in sight?
He learned fish swim in schools
Behind your badge.
I think I should aim for a younger audience.
A man was in court the other day accused of shooting and killing a California Condor. The judge asked the man, "Why on Earth would you kill one of the magnificent creatures?" The man replied, "Your honor, I have been out of work for quite a while and me and my family were hungry with nothing to eat and I looked up and saw this big bird over head so I shot it down and fed my family with it." The judge said, "That is a tough story. I am sorry for your situation and I will certainly take it into consideration when I sentence you, but by the way, I am a little curious as to what it tastes like." The man replied, "It's really not bad. Kind of a mix between a spotted owl and a baby seal."
Shooting stars
...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."
She responded, "How about now?"
Canada Day was yesterday!
they must be aimed at a younger audience
It's like shooting fish in apparel.
because they practice at the best schools
Typically they are aimed at a younger audience.
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sounding concerned I replied "No..."
She responded "How about now?"
We now have skeet shooting with prizes.
Maybe it's because they're aimed at younger audiences.
By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round - 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.
After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to his rival and said with a little smile: "I'm sorry, pal. I put all five shots in the wall."
"I'm sorry, too," replied the other, "because I put all of mine into your target."
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
A few groups of people are playing cards. Others are shooting billiards. Yet another group is sitting around a warm fire telling stories. Everyone seems to be having a wonderful time. Realizing he is hungry, the man gets in a large queue and starts chatting with an old friend. After many minutes go by, he realizes he is not in the food line at all. He asks his friend about if this is the right line. Oh, no, the friend said...
This is the punchline.
They have the best schools to practise
Wife: "Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body,
like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the're stabbing it.?"
Me: "No.. why."
Wife:. "How about now.?"
Americans dont have -trouble shooting-
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
It's like shooting fish in apparel.
Batman: You ready Robin?
Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?
Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.
Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!
Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.
Shooting himself.
It started shooting as soon I opened the box.
Shooting starts soon.
They spot a deer and take turns shooting at it. First goes the physicist. He look at the angle, calculates the speed of the bullet and shoots but his shot goes 50 meters to the right. The engineer says he didn't count for the wind and he also makes his measurement and shots but his shot goes 50 meters to the left. Then the statiscian yells hapilly: We did it!
She yelled back, "How about now?"
Kyle has LeBron sorely outclassed in both shooting and defense.
But I had a hard time loading them into my gun.
One is very meaty and the other one is a little meteor
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel
After that, his life was aimless.
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