Shooters Jokes

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Funniest Shooters Short Jokes

Short shooters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shooters humour may include short shooting jokes also.

  1. Placing three armed veterans in each school will stop school shootings The shooter will see people with three arms and freak out.
  2. I deserve an award for beating up a school shooter... I beat him up every day for nearly a year before he shot up the school.
  3. The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters
  4. Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson: Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
  5. (Possibly offensive joke?) Not a single adult gets my school shooter jokes. I guess they're aimed at kids.
  6. Did you know the US police have the most comprehensive and well maintained database of potential racist shooters? They call it the payroll .
  7. What do you call an angry black man? Typical. What do you call an angry white man?
    Active shooter.
  8. That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter? One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter.
  9. Why is Jesus Christ the worst perosn to play first person shooters with? He takes three days to respawn
  10. Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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Shooters One Liners

Which shooters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shooters? I can suggest the ones about shots fired and gunman.

  1. What's Han Solo's favorite type of video game? First person shooter.
  2. I never got school shooter jokes Guess they're aimed at a younger audience.
  3. What do you call a communist sharp shooter? A Marxman.
  4. Why doesn't Jesus play first-person shooter games? It takes him 3 days to respawn.
  5. Why aren't there any white jokes? No one wants to get on the shooter's bad side.
  6. I invented a war game called "Adam and Eve". It's a first person shooter.
  7. I'm just glad eminem will never be a mass shooter He only gets one shot
  8. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
  9. How do American police stop shooters They donut
  10. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
    A salad shooter.
  11. What do you call a Kid that stands up to his Bullies? School shooter.
  12. Why are Indians so good at first person shooters? They already have a red dot sight.
  13. I wonder if the Colorado Planned Parenthood shooter had a Plan B?
  14. Who's the funniest shooter around? Elliot Rotflgers.
  15. What do you call an alcohol made to support education? A school shooter.

Columbine Shooters Jokes

Here is a list of funny columbine shooters jokes and even better columbine shooters puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why hasn't columbine won a basketball championship since 1999? They lost their best shooters
  • Netflix is producing a documentary about the end of BlockBuster.... Thats like if the school shooters produced "Bowling for Columbine"
  • Why did Columbine High School lose all their basketball games? They lost their 2 best shooters
  • Why did Columbine lose all thier basketball games? 'cause they lost the two best shooters.
  • What's your favourite shooter? Mine is Columbine.
  • The Columbine Basketball team has gone downhill lately They lost their two best shooters.
Shooters joke, The Columbine Basketball team has gone downhill lately

Charming Humor Shooters Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about shooters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shots jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shooters pranks.

An 88-year old man came to the hospital and said to the doctor, Doctor, my 18 year old wife is pregnant with my child.

The doctor paused and said, There was a master bear shooter in a village. He never missed a shot.
But one day he was in a hurry, and took his umbrella instead of his rifle by mistake.
When he encountered a bear, he still didn't realize his mistake and pointed the umbrella and shot the bear.
The bear lay dead with a bullet in his heart!
The old man said, That's s**...! The bullet must have been shot by another person.
That's exactly right, said the doctor.

A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter - a crate of champagne.

By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round - 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.
After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to his rival and said with a little smile: "I'm sorry, pal. I put all five shots in the wall."
"I'm sorry, too," replied the other, "because I put all of mine into your target."

I really thought Activision understood that we're sick of modern-day shooters.

And yet in the new Call of Duty they're giving us n**... to shoot again.

Two hunters are walking in the forest

One hunter says to the other,
The other hunter, however does not duck, and is subsequently shot.
He falls to the ground, and the shooter immediately calls 9-1-1.
Before the operator can say anything, he screams, "HELP HELP I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!"
The operator says, "Well, first lets make sure he actually dead."
Another gunshot rings through the forest.
The hunter then says, "What should I do now?"

A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit.

He's wearing a paper hat, a paper shirt, vest, jacket and pants. He even had a paper holster for his six-shooter.
He wasn't in town 10 minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

What's the difference between a cold nose and that weird white kid in your class?

One's a cool h**..., the other is a school shooter

What was Eve charged with after murdering Adam in the Garden?

Being a first-person shooter

What do you call...

What do you call it when a man who Hates games, cant stop playing side scrolling shooters?
A contr-addiction

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

The school hired me as a photographer

So I was hired to photograph a school event and when I walked up to the doors these security guys stared me down and asked what I was doing
I started to reach for my camera and said I was the school shooter
And the d**... jumped on me and cuffed me!

Shooters joke, Why hasn't columbine won a basketball championship since 1999?