Shoo Jokes
58 shoo jokes and hilarious shoo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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there has been a shooting at the Westboro baptist church...
police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it.
During the shooting of a movie...
Director: Now we'll let the lion out of the cage and he'll chase but don't worry he won't eat you.
Actor: What makes you so sure?
Director: It's in the script.
Actor: Has the lion read the script?
"Shoot for the moon, land among the stars"
-dead astronaut
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The City Slicker and The Farmer
**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.
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Why do they only shoot clay pigeons?
Because you shouldn't shoot the messenger!
(Groan, although I'm mildly proud of this)
A woman calls 911...
A woman calls 911:
‒ Please help, a skunk got into my house and I can't seem to shoo it out.
‒ Ma'm, just make a trail of breadcrumbs out of the door, the skunk will follow them out.
A little while later, the same woman calls back:
‒ Yes, hi. I followed your advice with the breadcrumbs... now I have two skunks.
Where do shooting napkins come from?
The Serviette Union
After shooting his wife after getting a text from his neighbor saying he's been using his wife all night, he gets another text..
*wifi
edit - m sorry foh gramz
SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended.
He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?
A Tupac...
What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?
Parachute
What do you say to your laces to make them go away?
Shoo laces
I shook hands with my Congressman yesterday...
I didn't mean to, I was just reaching for my wallet.
How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?
Say "Shoo".
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Did you hear about the m**... Chinese brothers?
Their names were Lo Shin and t**... Shoo
You know what they say...
A shooting a day keeps the population at bay!
What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?
"Meet me - oh, right.."
I once shook hands with Michael J Fox
He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold.
Who often shoots in the wrong direction?
Clint Westwood
You might as well shoot for the stars because...
Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing.
There was a shooting at the Apple store last night.
There were no iWitnesses.
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Shooting guns is a s**... hobby.
Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!
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Shoo One Liners
Which shoo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shoo? I can suggest the ones about shut and shucks.
- What do you say to your laces to make them go away? Shoo laces
- How do you scare away a Vestiphobic? Say "Shoo".
- what does a tree say to a shrub? shoo rob.
- What's the most intolerant music genre? Shoo g**...
