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Shogun Jokes

7 shogun jokes and hilarious shogun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shogun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Howlingly Hilarious Shogun Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What is a good shogun joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I got my Japanese girlfriend pregnant

Now her father is forcing me into a shogun wedding.

Why did the samurai lose the duel at high noon?

Because he brought a sword to a sho-gun fight.

In Feudal Japan, there was a system that determined who sat in the highly favored front position of carts.

You had to call Shogun.

How do ninjas drink beer?

They shogun it.

What is it called when you accidentally get a Japanese dignitary pregnant and have no choice but to marry her?

A shogun wedding

Q: What do Japanese kids say when they want to ride in the front seat of the car?

Shogun!

How do you solve a dispute between rebellious daimyo and the shogun?

With a Manga Carta.

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