Shofar Jokes
3 shofar jokes and hilarious shofar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shofar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Shofar Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good shofar joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Sean Connery has been scouring Israel for ancient musical instruments.
When asked about his progress, he replied, "I've only found one shofar."
True Rosh Hashanah story
This is an actual conversation between my non-Jewish friend and his Jewish wife many years ago, before his first time going to High Holiday services:
Husband: So, can you tell me what to expect at Rosh Hashanah services?
Wife: It's a great ceremony. The best part is when they blow the shofar!
H: I'll drive.
Probably 30 years later and it still makes me laugh. And they're still together.
How did the jewish ram's-horn trumpet get it's name?
Because you can hear it from shofar away.
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