Shoemaker Jokes
6 shoemaker jokes and hilarious shoemaker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoemaker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Shoemaker Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good shoemaker joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A guy comes back home to his small town from overseas at the end of WWII. The town plans a big parade for him the next day. He remembers that the day before he shipped out three years earlier, he left a pair of dress shoes at the shoemaker's for repair.
He finds the receipt ticket and rushes to the shoemaker's to get them. The shoemaker examines the ticket and disappears into the back for a couple of minutes. When he returns he says, "They'll be ready Thursday."
A priest walks into a shoemakers shope...
And says to the cobbler,
"Help! My soles need heeling!"
I was supposed to have a date tonight...
...but she cancelled on me, saying she had to work at the convention for retired shoemakers. Sounds like a load of old cobblers!
If you were a shoe-maker that came out with a new design called "The Gock"
Would you be called "The Gock Cobbler"?
-Just thought of this today, I can't be the first.
How did the shoemaker reward his employees?
With sock options.
Who's the fastest shoemaker in the world?
Michael Shoemaker.
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