shoelaces Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious shoelaces puns

How did Hitler keep his shoelaces from coming untied?

Little knotsies.


I think winning the war on drugs is impossible.

I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs.


I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to tie the knot.

She said, "Do your own fucking shoelaces."


I witnessed my shoelaces fight today...

It was a tie...


I like my woman like I like my shoelaces.

Curvy, loose, and easy to finger.


You need to be able do your shoelaces before you get married.

Otherwise you might struggle to tie the knot.


Two Men are walking in the woods...

When they come upon a Grizzly Bear. The first man bends down quickly and begins to tighten shoelaces.

The second man says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

As the first man begins to stretch he replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."


Why did the teacher tie all of her student's shoelaces together?

She wanted to take a class trip.


You know what's trippy? (OC)

Untied shoelaces


When you are getting Old....

You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.


How did Hitler tie his shoelaces?

In little Nazis


Shoelaces are like women.

If you do them too tight it's uncomfortable.


I tied a bunch of girl's shoelaces together

Bitches be trippin


How did Adolf tie his shoelaces?

With little knotsies


Face down, ass up..

is how I tie my shoelaces


Why would Cheap Apple Headphones make great shoelaces?

Because they automatically tie themselves


Two kittens were chasing each other in the jungle

Suddenly one slipped and fell, it's mom saw and told it: tiger shoelaces together or you'll fall again


I know someone who enjoys eating shoelaces

They call it Thai food


Currently dangling on my shoelaces while tip toeing on a chair

You can say im hanging in there


How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....


If britains shoelaces come loose, them what is it called?

The untied kingdom.


Shoelaces, they can't be Paris...

but they can be Toulouse.


What do Stephen Hawkings and Albert Einstein have in common?

They both can't tie their shoelaces.


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