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33 shoelaces jokes and hilarious shoelaces puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoelaces that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Shoelaces Jokes

Short shoelaces jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shoelaces humour may include short shoe tying jokes also.

  1. I think winning the war on drugs is impossible. I struggle just to tie my shoelaces on drugs.
  2. I bent down in a bar. "Excuse me," said the girl next to me. "Are you looking up my skirt?"
    I said, "No, no I'm tying my shoelace."
    She said, "You're wearing Crocs."
  3. The only way I'm getting shredded at the gym is if my shoelace gets caught in the stairmaster.
  4. Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
  5. What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot?
    *yessss my first original joke*
  6. You need to be able do your shoelaces before you get married. Otherwise you might struggle to tie the knot.
  7. Why did the teacher tie all of her student's shoelaces together? She wanted to take a class trip.
  8. When you are getting Old.... You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
  9. Why would Cheap Apple Headphones make great shoelaces? Because they automatically tie themselves
  10. Two kittens were chasing each other in the jungle Suddenly one slipped and fell, it's mom saw and told it: tiger shoelaces together or you'll fall again

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Shoelaces joke, Two kittens were chasing each other in the jungle


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about shoelaces can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of shoelaces puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Shoelaces One Liners

Which shoelaces one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shoelaces? I can suggest the ones about tying shoes and shoes.

  1. I witnessed my shoelaces fight today... It was a tie...
  2. I like my woman like I like my shoelaces. Curvy, loose, and easy to finger.
  3. What country has the best shoelaces? Tie-land
  4. What did the shoelace say to the annoying rope? Can you knot?
  5. Turns out I can only tie my shoelaces in one direction. That is knot right
  6. You know what's trippy? (OC) Untied shoelaces
  7. Shoelaces are like women. If you do them too tight it's uncomfortable.
  8. What did the crocs say to the shoelace You trippin
  9. What did the shoelace say when it was trying to be funny? A not knot joke.
  10. How did Adolf tie his shoelaces? With little knotsies
  11. I think a drug dealer tied my shoelace... because I've been tripping all day.
  12. I know someone who enjoys eating shoelaces They call it Thai food
  13. Shoelaces, they can't be Paris... but they can be Toulouse.
  14. What do you call a rainbow shoelace? A faglet.
  15. Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.

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Quirky and Hilarious Shoelaces Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about shoelaces you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean sneakers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make shoelaces prank.

How did h**... keep his shoelaces from coming untied?

Little knotsies.

Two Men are walking in the woods...

When they come upon a Grizzly Bear. The first man bends down quickly and begins to tighten shoelaces.
The second man says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"
As the first man begins to stretch he replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."

I just saw p**... in the Supermarket.

I noticed one of his shoelaces was undone, I said watch you don't trip over your laces p**....
p**... says "yeah it's the b**... instructions."
I said, "what instructions p**...?"
p**... says, "underneath the shoe, it says "Taiwan."

How did h**... tie his shoelaces?

In little n**...

Shoelaces joke, You know what's trippy? (OC)

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