Shoe Sole Jokes

95 shoe sole jokes and hilarious shoe sole puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoe sole that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Shoe Sole Short Jokes

Short shoe sole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shoe sole humour may include short shoe jokes also.

  1. The next time you make fun of a ginger, put yourself in their shoes. You'll know how bad it hurts to not have a sole.
  2. I used to feel guilty about getting rid of old shoes until I realised they were going to a better place. It turns out that shoes have soles.
  3. Why do they sell shoes in pairs? Because they're sole-mates.
    (I made this joke up about a week ago and figured I'd tell it on non-peak hours so I don't get upvoted enough to quit my day job)...
  4. A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it*
    Man 2: "What the problem?"
    Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "
  5. My brother and I are partners in a shoe business but we decided to split the business Now I am the sole proprietor.
  6. The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner. There still were strings attached.
  7. Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down It was the sole survivor.
  8. I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.
  9. How do you turn a shoe into a Ginger? You take away it's sole!
  10. I bought some shoes from a ginger Unfortunately they had no sole...

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Shoe Sole One Liners

Which shoe sole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shoe sole? I can suggest the ones about footwear and wooden shoe.

  1. Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost
  2. Yesterday, there was a fire in a shoe factory. Hundreds of soles were lost.
  3. Did you hear about the shoe factory that exploded? Many soles were lost...
  4. What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost.
  5. My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles.
  6. There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles.
  7. I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
  8. Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
  9. What did the Grim Reaper say when he walked into a shoe shop? I've come for your soles!
  10. I once burnt down a shoe factory I feel awful when I think of the soles lost
  11. Which two fish you need to make a shoe? Sole and eel.
  12. What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!
  13. Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. The devil might steal your sole.
  14. I just quit my job working in a shoe factory It was sole destroying
  15. Why do shoes come in pairs? Because they're sole mates

Shoe Sole Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about shoe sole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bare feet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shoe sole pranks.

One of my shoes felt a little depressed near the heel today...

Guess he needs to do some sole-searching.

I have emo shoes.

They have tortured soles.

I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.

It was sole-destroying.

I used to work in a shoe re-cycling factory

it was sole destroying.
This was a reply from a friend when I told him the "minor details" joke :p

My local cobbler broke the bottom of my shoes tryng to fix them...

I guess that is his sole responsibility.

You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes...

They have no soles.

It was raining...

The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, "These are The Times that dry men's soles."

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the shoe go to heaven?

He had a good sole.

When I worked at the shoe store...

I was the sole employee.

My shoes were meant for each other

They're sole-mates

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

A Monk went into a shoe store...

He was doing some Sole Searching.

Why do redheads have bruised feet?

Because their shoes have no soles.

How do you know an accident victim is dead when their shoe falls off?

You can see the sole leave their body.

Why did James Brown return his shoes to the store?

They had no sole.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?

Why did the gingers shoe break

Because it had no sole.

After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes.

He declares that these are the times to try men's soles.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles
Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

The little old woman who lived in a shoe...

...wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.

Ginger's shoes must be real uncomfortable

because they don't have soles

What do you call the bottom of a donkey's shoes?



Mahatma Gandhi lived a strange life
Because of his odd diet, he was plagued by a constant case of bad breath. This diet also left him rather thin and frail.
Because he didn't wear shoes, and he walked everywhere, he developed an impressively thick set of calluses on the soles of his feet.
All-in-all, he was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Did you hear about the tragic fire at the shoe factory?

200 soles were lost.

Why do the Mexican homies on the States always have one shoe lace untied?

Because in the sole of their shoes it says Taiwan

You know the joke about the guy who buys his shoes from his drug dealer?

I wonder why he chose that dude to be his sole supplier.

Breaking News! Ursula the Sea Witch has taken over and destroyed the local shoe factory. There were no survivors.

Those poor unfortunate soles.

Why did the poorly made shoe go to confession?

Because it had a bad sole

My shoe died recently.

May it's sole rest in peace.

Why was the Australian that lost his shoes so depressed

He couldn't find his sole, mate.

She had the same shoe size as him

They were **sole**mates

Last night I saw a d**... eating the bottom of my shoe.

When I asked him why he looked at me saying, "I am eating your sole"

Today, I picked up my first pair of running shoes.

May God have mercy on my Sole.

How do shoes find love?

They find their sole mate. (#s)

Did you hear about the fire at shoe station?

It was tragic, 100 soles were lost

If you had a hole in your shoe...

It would be the window to your sole.

What happens when a shoe dies?

It's sole goes to heaven

Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop?

For a sole

Fulfilling Career

Shoe shining should be just below Bishop in the Church -
They touch so many soles.

I asked Satan to fix my shoe the other day.

But he took my sole in return.

Turns out my friend bought the exact same shoes as me

I guess you could say we're sole sisters

Nike names the first Kaepernick shoe...

The Kneel Armstrong - inscription on the sole (to be viewed while kneeling of course), that's one small kneel for man, one giant kneel for mankind .

Puma has created a smart shoe that ties itself via an app on your phone.

Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.

I'm grateful for my father ...

He alway kept me fed, he always kept a roof over my head, and he always used a soft-sole shoe when he beat me.
A good man.

Smugglers have began hiding drugs in the soles of their shoes. You shouldn't trust them

They're probably laced

I once dated a co-worker at a shoe store.

It didn't end up working out. Guess we weren't sole-mates after all.

Batman has retired and now runs a small shoe repair shop.

They call him the Dark Knight of the Sole.

The shoe factory burned down today. Sadly, there were no survivors.

Rest In Peace all those poor soles.

Edit on the shoe factory fire. One person is still alive.

They were the sole survivor

Have you guys heard of the huge fire at the shoe factory?

10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

What happened after a tornado hit the shoe store?

After weeks of Sole Searching it finally reopened.