Shoe Sole Jokes
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Short shoe sole jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shoe sole humour may include short footwear jokes also.
- I used to feel guilty about getting rid of old shoes until I realised they were going to a better place. It turns out that shoes have soles.
- Why do they sell shoes in pairs? Because they're sole-mates.
(I made this joke up about a week ago and figured I'd tell it on non-peak hours so I don't get upvoted enough to quit my day job)... - A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it*
Man 2: "What the problem?"
Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole " - My brother and I are partners in a shoe business but we decided to split the business Now I am the sole proprietor.
- The old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner. There still were strings attached.
- Firefighters recovered just the bottom of one shoe after the shoe factory burned down It was the sole survivor.
- I bought a pair of shoes from a ginger. I have no idea why he sold them to me, they have no soles.
- I once dated a co-worker at a shoe store. It didn't end up working out. Guess we weren't sole-mates after all.
- Breaking News! Ursula the Sea Witch has taken over and destroyed the local shoe factory. There were no survivors. Those poor unfortunate soles.
- You know the joke about the guy who buys his shoes from his drug dealer? I wonder why he chose that dude to be his sole supplier.
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Shoe Sole One Liners
Which shoe sole one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shoe sole? I can suggest the ones about wooden shoe and bare feet.
- Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost
- What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost.
- My cousin's shoe store burned down yesterday There were so many lost soles.
- Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!
- I once burnt down a shoe factory I feel awful when I think of the soles lost
- Which two fish you need to make a shoe? Sole and eel.
- What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!
- Beware of Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes. The devil might steal your sole.
- I just quit my job working in a shoe factory It was sole destroying
- Why did the poorly made shoe go to confession? Because it had a bad sole
- Why was the Australian that lost his shoes so depressed He couldn't find his sole, mate.
- Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?
- What happens when a shoe dies? It's sole goes to heaven
- How do shoes find love? They find their sole mate. (#s)
- When I worked at the shoe store... I was the sole employee.
Shoe Sole Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about shoe sole you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean barefoot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shoe sole pranks.
One of my shoes felt a little depressed near the heel today...
Guess he needs to do some sole-searching.
I have emo shoes.
They have tortured soles.
Have you heard about the shoe that housed a little old lady?
It had a good sole.
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop.
It was sole-destroying.
My local cobbler broke the bottom of my shoes tryng to fix them...
I guess that is his sole responsibility.
Why does wearing a redhead's pair of shoes hurt?
Because the have no soles
It was raining...
The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, "These are The Times that dry men's soles."
Why did the devil buy so many shoes?
He wanted their soles.
Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?
Because she was his sole mate.
It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes.
Probably because they haven't got any soles
Nobody knows why our shoemaker always makes the insides of his shoes rock-hard...
They say he was just born without a sole
My shoes were meant for each other
They're sole-mates
A Monk went into a shoe store...
He was doing some Sole Searching.
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A homeless man...
A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He pulled out a think w**... of $100 bills, and held it out to the homeless man. The homeless man was shocked. The man pulled off the rubber band from the w**..., and handed the band to the homeless man and said "Y'know, you could use this to keep your shoes from flopping around everywhere like that."
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Why do redheads have bruised feet?
Because their shoes have no soles.
How do you know an accident victim is dead when their shoe falls off?
You can see the sole leave their body.
Why did James Brown return his shoes to the store?
They had no sole.
What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?
The pair with no sole.
I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them.
They have no soles
Why did the gingers shoe break
Because it had no sole.
After the American Revolution, Thomas Paine celebrates by purchasing a new pair of shoes.
He declares that these are the times to try men's soles.
What shoes are hard to wear?
Dark Soles
Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
How do you get a tight red soled shoe on your foot?
Louboutin
Ginger's shoes must be real uncomfortable
because they don't have soles
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What do you call the bottom of a donkey's shoes?
a**...-soles.
Why did the Jazz performer wear one shoe?
It gave him sole.
Ghandi
Mahatma Gandhi lived a strange life
Because of his odd diet, he was plagued by a constant case of bad breath. This diet also left him rather thin and frail.
Because he didn't wear shoes, and he walked everywhere, he developed an impressively thick set of calluses on the soles of his feet.
All-in-all, he was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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Why do the Mexican homies on the States always have one shoe lace untied?
Because in the sole of their shoes it says Taiwan
My orange shoes were very uncomfortable
Turns out they didn't have any soles.
Have you heard the one about the guy that spent years looking for the perfect pair of shoes that ended up being way too narrow?
It was sole-crushing.
An old shoe is down on his luck
An old shoe is down on his luck, he is desperate to turn his life around and has tried everything but nothing has worked yet. The shoe goes into a bar to have a drink and think about where he went wrong. A man approaches him and buys him a beer, he then reveals himself to be the Satan himself. He tells the shoe he can have anything in the world but he must pay a price. The shoe asks what the price would be for a new chance on life, a fresh start where he can fix all of his mistakes he made as a young sneaker. The devil nods and thinks to himself and then replies, "I'll give you a new lace on life in exchange for your sole"
My shoe died recently.
May it's sole rest in peace.
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How do you turn a shoe into a Ginger?
You take away it's sole!
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She had the same shoe size as him
They were **sole**mates
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Last night I saw a d**... eating the bottom of my shoe.
When I asked him why he looked at me saying, "I am eating your sole"
At a testimonial dinner in his honor
A wealthy businessman gave an emotional speech. "When I came to this city fifty years ago," he said, "I had no car, my only suit was on my back, the soles of my shoes were thin, and I carried all my possessions in a paper bag." After dinner, a young man nervously approached. "Sir, I really admire all your accomplishments. Tell me, after all these years, do you still remember what you carried in the brown paper bag?" "Sure, son," he said. "I had $500,000 in cash and $1,000,000 in negotiable securities."
Today, I picked up my first pair of running shoes.
May God have mercy on my Sole.
If you had a hole in your shoe...
It would be the window to your sole.
Why did the ginger person go into the shoe shop?
For a sole
I'm planning to start a shoe brand called Gingers
My slogan will be Gingers have soles
I work at the shoe factory and I have depression.
It feels like I have no sole purpose.
Fulfilling Career
Shoe shining should be just below Bishop in the Church -
They touch so many soles.
I asked Satan to fix my shoe the other day.
But he took my sole in return.
Turns out my friend bought the exact same shoes as me
I guess you could say we're sole sisters
Nike names the first Kaepernick shoe...
The Kneel Armstrong - inscription on the sole (to be viewed while kneeling of course), that's one small kneel for man, one giant kneel for mankind .
Why was the shoe depressed?
Because it had a hole in it's sole.
Why do gingers buy so many shoes?
It's the only legal way to acquire soles.
"Doctor, doctor, I tripped on my shoe and strained a muscle, can I have a steroid to help ease the swelling?"
"Caught a sole?"
What's another name for shoe shopping?
Sole searching.
Puma has created a smart shoe that ties itself via an app on your phone.
Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.
I'm grateful for my father ...
He alway kept me fed, he always kept a roof over my head, and he always used a soft-sole shoe when he beat me.
A good man.
Smugglers have began hiding drugs in the soles of their shoes. You shouldn't trust them
They're probably laced
Batman has retired and now runs a small shoe repair shop.
They call him the Dark Knight of the Sole.
Edit on the shoe factory fire. One person is still alive.
They were the sole survivor
What happened after a tornado hit the shoe store?
After weeks of Sole Searching it finally reopened.