Shoe Shine Jokes
15 shoe shine jokes and hilarious shoe shine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoe shine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Shoe Shine Short Jokes
Short shoe shine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shoe shine humour may include short shoe polish jokes also.
- A friend told me he saw a black guy on a stolen bike getting hit by a train I rushed home, afraid that it was mine.
But thankfully, mine was still in my basement shining my shoes. - So I was walking home from work.... And I saw this black guy carrying a tv and I thought it was mine but then I ran home and mine was still there shining my shoes.
- The guy that polishes my shoes doesn't enjoy Stephen King's books. But he's always loved The Shining
- Why did the girl eat yeast and shoe polish before bed? She wanted to rise and shine in the morning!
- I saw a black man carrying a T.V. today I though that it looked like mine, but when I got home he was still shining my shoes
- Fulfilling Career Shoe shining should be just below Bishop in the Church -
They touch so many soles.
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Shoe Shine One Liners
Which shoe shine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shoe shine? I can suggest the ones about car wash and shoe sole.
- What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast? Loafers that rise and shine
- What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Every morning you will rise and shine.
Shoe Shine Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about shoe shine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sheen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shoe shine pranks.
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I saw a black guy running down the street carrying a tv
I thought for a second, "man that looks a lot like mine' so I ran home quick and nope there was mine still shining my shoes.
I saw a black man running..
I was walking down the street one evening and I saw a black man running holding a television. I thought to my self "i wonder if that's mine", so I hurried back home and lo and behold it was still there, shining my shoes.
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I see a black guy running down the street with a TV and thought it looked like mine, but it wasn't...
.. mine was at home shining my shoes.
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I saw a black man walking down the road with a television in his hands, and I thought, "Huh, that kind of looks like mine."
Then I remembered that mine was at home, shining my shoes.
C, Eb, and G walk into a "bar"
The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors" So E-Flat leaves and C and G have an open 5th between them.
After a few drinks the 5th is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,*Excuse me, I'll just be a second"
An A comes into the bar but the bartender is not convinced this realtive of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-Flat hiding at the end of the bar and excalims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in the bar tonight." The E-Flat is not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender who used to have a nice coporate job until his company downsized, says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case as the E-Flat takes off the suit and everything else and stands there au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror he is under a rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrong doing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.