Shoe Brand Jokes

40 shoe brand jokes and hilarious shoe brand puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shoe brand that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Shoe Brand Short Jokes

Short shoe brand jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shoe brand humour may include short shoe jokes also.

  1. Would you rather feel the pain of your toes bring crushed in an instant, or spread out over a few years? In other words, here are your brand new safety shoes.
  2. Ruined a brand new pair of shoes. It's raining cats and dogs out and I stepped in a poodle.
  3. whats the favourite shoe brand of a person with autism ? REEEEEEEEEEEEbok
  4. What's the best shoe brand for Bitcoin mining? ASICs
  5. j**... saw his ex with a new boyfriend So he walks up to them and says Old Shoe, new owner
    His ex replies Only 2 inches are old, rest are brand new
  6. TIL that Nike came out with a brand of shoes called d**... that were made specifically for l**.... They didn't catch on because the tongues were too short.
  7. h**...'s least favourite shoe brand? Jimmy Jews

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Shoe Brand One Liners

Which shoe brand one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shoe brand? I can suggest the ones about brand name and shoe size.

  1. What is Goofy's favorite brand of shoe? Hyuck Taylors
  2. What is a statistician's favorite shoe brand? Converse
  3. What's an auditor's favorite brand of shoe? New Balance
  4. What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes? Vans of der Waals
  5. What brand of shoes do normies wear? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOK
  6. What do you call someone who only wears one brand of shoe? lacist
    (I'm sorry)
  7. What's the favourite brand of shoes for all the discerning autists out there? Reebok
  8. There's a new German brand of shoes called Hans off the vall.
  9. What brand of shoes do neckbeards wear? Reeeeeeeebok!
  10. What's Optimus Prime's favorite shoe brand? Vans
  11. What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear? Sketchers
  12. What is Michael Jackson's favourite shoe brand? Fila
    Fila night
  13. What is Roy Moore's favorite brand of shoe?? White Vans
  14. I'm planning to start a shoe brand called Gingers My slogan will be Gingers have soles
  15. What is the slogan of a Mexican athletic shoe brand? Faster than I.C.E.

Shoe Brand Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about shoe brand you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wooden shoe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shoe brand pranks.

A guy walks into a bar

"Well, today is my lucky day. Walking over here I found a brand new pair of Yeezy shoes nailed to a tree with a note that said "Free" next to it. So I took it," the guy tells the bartender. "You never know when you might need a nail."

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A homeless man...

A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He pulled out a think w**... of $100 bills, and held it out to the homeless man. The homeless man was shocked. The man pulled off the rubber band from the w**..., and handed the band to the homeless man and said "Y'know, you could use this to keep your shoes from flopping around everywhere like that."