sho Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious sho puns

What does a gangster rapper do when they are involved in a shipwreck?

Swim fo sho

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The Cleaning Bill

There's a man in a bar and he is incredibly drunk. He gets so drunk that he pukes all over his shirt. He slurs to the bartender, "I'm in shtrouble noaw...when my wife finds out I got sho druhnk I puked on my shirt...she'll khill me!".

The bartender replies, "Don't even worry about it. Here's what you do. Take a $10 bill and put it in your shirt pocket. Then, when you get home, tell your wife that some OTHER guy puked on your shirt and gave you $10 for the cleaning bill."

The drunk slurs back, "That's fucking genius. I'll try it!".

Hours later, the drunk staggers home and is greeted at his front door by his angry wife. She says, "Well, what happened to you tonight?" He responds, "I was at the bar and thish guy got so druhnk that he peuked on my shirt and he gave me thish $10 for the cleaning bill."

His wife replied, "But this is $20."

"Oh, I almosht forgot...he alsho shit in my pants!"

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Why didn't the idea of professional gansta wrestling take off?

People quickly found out that it was all fo sho!

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I don't know who this Kiki girl is, or why she's in love with everyone,

But she sounds like a ho fo sho.

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β€ͺWhat do Asians says, if you offer them soups?‬ β€ͺ

Pho sho

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What are the most funny Sho jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Sho? Well, here are the best Sho dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Sho pick up lines to share with friends.

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