Shlomo Jokes
4 shlomo jokes and hilarious shlomo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shlomo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Playful Shlomo Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
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One of my favorite somewhat inappropriate jokes.
Moish walks sees Shlomo sitting by himself in a bar, drink in hand.
He walks over, puts a hand on Shlomo's shoulder and says "I'm so sorry to hear about the fire in your factory."
Shlomo gives Moish an angry look and says quietly "Shhh you idiot! That's on Thursday!"
Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?
Because all the replays are in shlomo.
How did the Jewish man catch the intricate details of his favorite movie scene?
He had to watch it in Shlomo.
A Jewish man calls the newspaper to publish an obituary notice for her wife
Shlomo: Hello, This is Shlomo, I want to publish an obituary notice for my wife Rachel.
Agent: Hello Shlomo, how shall we publish it, do you have any words in mind?
Shlomo: "Rachel is dead". That's enough.
Agent: Sir you can write more; its the same price.
Shlomo: Hmm okay, "My wife Rachel is dead."
Agent: Sir, it is the same price up to 9 words, are you sure this is enough?
..after a moment of pause
Shlomo: "My wife Rachel is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale."
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