Shitzu Jokes

Funniest Shitzu Short Jokes

Short shitzu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shitzu humour may include short bulldog jokes also.

1. I went to the zoo the other day , there was only one dog in the whole place. It was a shitzu
2. I went to the zoo today, but it only had one animal! It was a Shitzu
   ... I'll see myself out
   
3. I went to the zoo today, but all of the animal pens were completely empty except for a single enclosure that had one little dog in it. It was a shitzu.
4. My trip to the zoo I just went to this zoo while on a road trip and it was the worst. It only had 1 animal, a normal house dog.
   It was a shitzu
5. A man walks into a zoo A man walks into a zoo, but he finds that there is only one animal in the zoo, a dog. It is a shitzu.
6. My friend owns a zoo... My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a tiny dog...
   Its a Shitzu
7. I went to the zoo to see some wild animals, however they had only one animal It was a shitzu.
8. So I went to a zoo the other day right? When I went there though there was only one dog in the entire zoo. It was a shitzu
9. Doggy Diet book Did you hear about the new doggy diet book? It is titled "Shitzu shouldn't eat"
10. I went to see the animals today, but when I got there, they only had one dog. It was a shitzu.

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Shitzu One Liners

Which shitzu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shitzu? I can suggest the ones about zoo and rottweiler.

1. I went to a zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog It was a shitzu.
2. A man walks into a zoo, and there's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu.
3. A family walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog. ...
   It was as a Shitzu
4. A man walks into a zoo but there was only a dog in it. It was a shitzu.
5. Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
6. Recently went to the new zoo in town, all it had was a single small dog. It was a shitzu.
7. Have you heard about the zoo that only has one dog? It's a shitzu
8. I went to the zoo yesterday. There only thing there was a single dog It was a shitzu
9. What do you get when you combine a Crocodile and a Shitzu? A Crockashit.
10. My family and I went to the zoo. The thing is, there was only 1 animal! It was a shitzu
11. What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu.
12. What do you call a menagerie with only one dog? A shitzu
13. A guy walks into a zoo the only thing they had was a dog It was a shitzu
14. Guy goes to a zoo and they only have ONE dog there It was a shitzu
15. A man goes to the zoo and the only exhibit is a dog... It was a shitzu

Shitzu Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about shitzu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dachshund jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shitzu pranks.