Shittiest Jokes
29 shittiest jokes and hilarious shittiest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shittiest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Probably the s**... dad joke I've ever heard
Mom: honey, the can opener is broken, can you help me?
Dad: guess you can call it a can't opener.
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Desperate Need of Good Jokes
Basically I've had the s**... day/month and I could really do with some cheering up.
Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))
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My ex took the plunger when she left.
I found out at the s**... time.
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My dads s**... joke
me
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I was subject to a full cavity search by the authorities yesterday.
I would say it was hands *down* the s**... part of my life, but...
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Christopher Walken was walking down the street..
When a man stop him and said Are you Christopher Walken?
He said No I'm Christopher standing here, because you stopped me
It's much better when told in 1st person using your s**... Christopher Walken impression
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What's the s**... dog race?
The p**...-dle!
I'll be seeing myself out :/
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What's the s**... Studio Ghibli movie?
Bowels Moving Castle
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What is the s**... part of Object Oriented Programming?
Reading the abbreviation backwards.
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Out of all garments
Underpants definitely got the s**... job.
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s**... pun ive ever heard fml
What do you call a really old ant, an ANTique
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You know what they say about toilet humor...
It's the s**... form of comedy!
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What's the s**... day of the week?
Saturday
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The s**... thing about me
Is my birthmark.
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Shittiest One Liners
Which shittiest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shittiest? I can suggest the ones about awful and lousy.
- My ex took the plunger when she left. I found out at the s**... time.
- My dads s**... joke me
- What's the s**... dog race? The p**...-dle!
I'll be seeing myself out :/ - What's the s**... Studio Ghibli movie? Bowels Moving Castle
- Out of all garments Underpants definitely got the s**... job.
- s**... pun ive ever heard fml What do you call a really old ant, an ANTique
- You know what they say about toilet humor... It's the s**... form of comedy!
- What's the s**... day of the week? Saturday
- The s**... thing about me Is my birthmark.
- What's the s**... rodent in the world? A Crapybara
- I had 5 E's last night s**... scrabble hand I've ever had.
- What was the s**... cartoon ever made? Gastro Boy
- What's the s**... vegetable on the planet? the poocumber
- What's the s**... animal? The turdle
- Who's the s**... detective of all time? s**...-doo.
