Shits Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Shits puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Shits

Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow.

But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once.

What do you call a small arachnid with a bad case of diarrhea?

The itsy shitsy spider.

Name Change

A guy goes to the municipal authorities asking to change his name.
- You, Sir, need to have a serious reason to change your name, what's yours?
- Well, my name is John Shitson.
- Oh, I see, it's a valid reason. So, what do you want to change your name to?
- Peter Shitson.

Yesterday I did my comedy routine on the toilet

It was a real shitshow

Dude, I attended the fertilizer convention the other day...

...yeah, it was a real shitshow.

A treasure hunter found gold inside a pile of dried turds.

He went through a lot of hard-shits to get it.

Whenever I take a dump I hear voices inside my head...

I think I might have shitsophrenia

Brad and Angelina gave us Brangelina.

Now we have Shitstorm to talk about.

What do you call it when Hitler is constipated?

Ow-shits

Did you hear about the war on diarrhea?

It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow.

An American goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.


He notices there a machine with the indication: "Put A Dollar in the Slot and the Machine will Tell you who you are!"
Curious, he puts the dollar inside the slot and he waits.
The machine suddenly sounds;
"You're John Bull from New York, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You're about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago."
The man blacked out with the machine's ability.
So, he decided to trick the machine.
He wore a fake mustache and putted another dollar inside the slot.
"You're John Bull from New York, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You're about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago," says the machine.
"But it's impossible!" screamed the man, acquiring a maniac need to trick the machine.
He ran to the toilet and disguised as an Arab.
Then, he did the same routine.
"You're John Bull from New York, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall and 90 kilos. You're about to take the 2.30 train to Chicago."
Furious then, he disguises as a woman and puts the dollar as usual in the slot.

-You're John Bull, an Accountant, 5.9 feet tall, 90 kilos and with your bullshits you.. lost the train!

Can u imagine the twitter shitstorm,

when more people watch the eclipse than the inauguration?

What do you call a Wacky Races character who's taken Imodium?

Penelope Shitstop.

I went to the zoo - it only had one animal, a small dog.

It was a shitsu

What does a Jew who is about to be gassed say?

Aushits

How do mushits celebrate the 4th of July?

They are the fireworks

The GOP debate.

What a shitshow.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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