Shitload Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Shitload jokes. Read shitload heaps jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shitload basically puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical Shitload Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

When is the best time to have diarrhea?

During scrabble. Because it's worth a s**... of points.
- Zach Galifianakis

ISIS has reportedly acquired a s**... of cutting edge weapons technology from the Korean black market.

Recent photographs suggest that the technology is known to have an Iris Scanner, S Pen, a 12 MP primary camera and a really mindBLOWING battery life.

Toilet paper is the only thing....

where having a s**... means you're almost out.

Many thanks to the person who created toilet paper.

Other wise I would have a s**... of dirty underwear!

What's young, hot, and makes a s**... of stuff?

A sweatshop.

"How much money would it take for you to drink out of a non-flushed toilet bowl?"

"A s**..."

How much is a metric f**...-ton?

A s**....

If I had a dime for every time I quoted the movie Blazing Saddles...

I would have a s**... of dimes.

I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling.

I won a s**... of money and moved to Spain.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the shitload carload puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working shitload nonbinary piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

Joko Jokes