Comical Shitload Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
When is the best time to have diarrhea?
During scrabble. Because it's worth a s**... of points.
- Zach Galifianakis
ISIS has reportedly acquired a s**... of cutting edge weapons technology from the Korean black market.
Recent photographs suggest that the technology is known to have an Iris Scanner, S Pen, a 12 MP primary camera and a really mindBLOWING battery life.
Toilet paper is the only thing....
where having a s**... means you're almost out.
Many thanks to the person who created toilet paper.
Other wise I would have a s**... of dirty underwear!
What's young, hot, and makes a s**... of stuff?
A sweatshop.
"How much money would it take for you to drink out of a non-flushed toilet bowl?"
"A s**..."
How much is a metric f**...-ton?
A s**....
If I had a dime for every time I quoted the movie Blazing Saddles...
I would have a s**... of dimes.
I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling.
I won a s**... of money and moved to Spain.
