The Best 33 Shitfaced Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Shitfaced jokes. There are some shitfaced drunker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shitfaced tucks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Shitfaced Jokes and Puns

Two condoms are walking past a gay bar..

One says to the other, "Want to get shitfaced?"

My mother told me this about 3 years ago.

Two condoms are walking down the street. They happen to walk past a gay bar. One stops, looks at the other, and says, "I don't know about you but I feel like getting shit-faced."

So two condoms walk into a bar..

.. They quickly realize that it is a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and says, "Dude. We are gonna get shitfaced tonight!"

2 Dicks Walking Down the Street

So there are these two dicks walking down the street. One sees a gay bar, so he says to the other: "Hey man, you wanna go get shitfaced?"

Two gay penises walk by a bar

One says to the other
"hey, wanna get shitfaced?"


What did one condom say to the other at
a gay bar?

Let's get shitfaced!

Two condoms walked up to a gay bar

One said to the other, "Wanna get shitfaced?"

Shitfaced joke, Two condoms walked up to a gay bar

Two condoms drive by a gay bar...

One turns to the other and says "let's get shit-faced!"

Looking for a joke about being shitfaced.

Sorry, there's no punchline, this isn't a joke.

I was hoping someone could help me here, though.

I'm trying to remember a joke that was told my a while ago by a Southern man after he passed out drunk. It was something along the lines of "Where is shitfaced in the dictionary? Between X and Y," where X and Y are two relevant words that start with "s."

Any ideas? Variations? Sound familiar?

Thanks!

Two condoms walk into a gay bar, what does one day to the other?

Let's get shitfaced!

Two condoms walk into a gay bar

Two condoms walk into a gay bar. One condom says to the other "hey man, let's get shitfaced."

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I was really drunk once and gave a girl a rim-job...

I'll always remember this as the night I got shit-faced.

Two condoms are walking down the street...

They pass a gay bar and one condom says to the other "hey, do you wanna get shit-faced?"

Two girls and a cup walk into a bar.

They get shitfaced.

Two condoms walk past a gay bar...

one turns to the other and says "Hey, do you wanna get.....
shitfaced?"

(sorry if you saw this already)

So two condoms walk into a bar...

One looks at the other and says "did you know this is a gay bar?"

"Well yeah" said the first condom, "I plan on getting shitfaced tonight."

Shitfaced joke, So two condoms walk into a bar...

*Gross* .... So 2 Condoms are walking down the street...

They stop in front of a gay bar. After looking in, one condom says to the other... "You wanna go in there and get Shit-Faced?"

What do you get when you mix Irish with Mexicans?

Shitfaced

Two condoms walking down the street

one says to the other "let's go to that gay bar and get shitfaced"


Two condoms walk into a gay bar...

One looks to the other and says, "Welp, looks like we're getting shit-faced"

Condoms and gay bar

Two condoms are walking down the street and suddenly stop in front of gay bar. One looks at other and after while he says: "Hey man wanna get shitfaced tonight?"

Two condoms are walking down the street, and stop in front of a gay bar...

...one condom turns to the other and asks, wanna get shitfaced?

Two condoms walk past a gay bar

One asks the other, Hey, wanna go inside and get shit-faced?

I went drinking with a human centipede

The first guy could hold his liquor.

The rest if them got completely shitfaced.

Two condoms walk past a gay-bar.

One of them says to the other, Hey, whaddya say we go in there & get shit-faced?

A man walks into a bar and faceplants into a stool.

Now he's completely shitfaced.

Shitfaced joke, A man walks into a bar and faceplants into a stool.

Two condoms are walking down a street one night

Two condoms are waking down a street one night when they pass a gay bar. One turns to the other and says Hey, wanna get shit-faced?

Two condoms walk past a gay bar....

.... one turns to the other and says, "why dont we go in and get shitfaced?"

Last night I got so shitfaced the bartender had to call me a cab.

I was uber drunk.


Two gerbils are walking down the street when they come upon a gay bar.

One gerbil says to the other,

Hey let's go inside and get shitfaced!

2 condoms are walking past a gay bar.

One of them says to the other "Let's go in there and get absolutely shit-faced!"

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of vodka

After the shots are lined in front of him, he asks the bartender to remove the first and the last one

Why order ten shots and then remove two? — asks the bartender — Why not just order eight?

-That's how it is with shots! The first one always tastes bad and the last one always gets me shitfaced!

Two condoms are walking through town one night looking for a decent bar for a drinking session

As they walk past a gay bar one turns to the other and says

"How about this place, we can get proper shit-faced"

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