Shit Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Shit puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Shit

Probably the shittiest dad joke I've ever heard

Mom: honey, the can opener is broken, can you help me?

Dad: guess you can call it a can't opener.

What's the shittiest dog race?

The poo-dle!

I'll be seeing myself out :/

[shitpost]Where do you store an old lesbian?

In the licker cabinet.

What is the shittiest part of Object Oriented Programming?

Reading the abbreviation backwards.

If there was a shittier version of Facebook, what would it be called?

Faecebook

What's the shittiest Studio Ghibli movie?

Bowels Moving Castle

ShittyJokeExplainBot walked into a bar.

He didn't order anything.

Wait for it...

Why did the Shitaki left the party?

It was too crowded and there wasnt mushroom.

It's a pitty he left... He is a funghi!

What do you call a politician with shit coming out both ends?

Sarah Palindrome

Shittiest pun ive ever heard fml

What do you call a really old ant, an ANTique

What did the shitake mushroom say when he broke both of his arms?

"Umami"

This Trump impeachment thing is a lot like constipation.

It’s a long and painful process that will probably end with the piece of shit not leaving

What's the shittiest day of the week?

Saturday

What does Prince Andrew, Manchester United & the black eyed peas have in Common?

It all went to shit when fergie left.

The shittiest thing about me

Is my birthmark.

Shitt, that firework was a dud

I'll better grab it and try to relight it

There are no "shit-hole" countries

Just turd-world ones

Britain's first shit-powered bus service starts in Bath. It's the No.2

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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