Shirley Temple Jokes
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A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a bar
The priest has wine, the imam gets a Shirley Temple, and the bartender asks the rabbit, "what'll you have?"
The rabbit responds, "man, I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
I invented a new drink today; basically you start with a Shirley Temple and put a really old cocktail sausage in it.
I call it the "Judge Roy Moore".
When I go to the bar I get a Lindsey Lohan.
It's a Shirley Temple with a lot of coke
Bob Saget walks in to a bar. ..
He joyfully exclaims to the bartender "Tonight I'm celebrating the first successful test of my time machine! Give me a v**... Shirley Temple!"
The bartender looks confused and says "but mister Saget, a Shirley Temple is always a v**...."
Bob Saget winks and says, "Not anymore."
A vampire walks into a bar
He tells the bartender he wants a Shirley Temple. The bartender heads to the backroom and a few moments later, he comes out with his drink. The vampire sips his drink and quickly spits it out. "This isn't a Shirley Temple," he tells the bartender. "I can't help it, buddy," the bartender says. "She's been dead for eight years."
I tried to get drunk off of Shirley Temples
But I didn't feel Annie-thing.
How was Shirley Temple's kidnapper able to get so much ransom money from her father?
He had him by the short and curlies.
If a monk were to become a bartender, where would he study?
The Shirley Temple
Where do fat people go to worship?
The Shirley Temple.
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