Shipping And Receiving Jokes
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Shipping And Receiving Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A cargo ship sank in the ocean. The cargo, Idaho potatoes and rubber p**..., floated in the vicinity.
The Coast Guard had received a distress call, but a chopper arrived to find no ship in the water. Seeing the cargo strewn about on the water, they decided to send a diver down to look for the ship.
"I already know what kind of ship to look for," the diver told the chopper pilot.
"How could you possibly know what kind of ship it was?" replied the pilot.
"It was a dictatorship."
An English ship is in distress at sea.
One of the English crew members is doing a radio call asking for help: We are sinking! We are sinking! Can anyone hear? We are sinking!
A German ship is nearby and receives the emergency call. One of the crew members answers: Oh how nice! What are you sinking about?
I just received an email notifying me that my order has shipped!
Just think, in one week I'll be a married man.
TIL: The Titanic was not just a passenger liner, but also a cargo ship
Among other things, it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise bound for Mexico. When Mexico heard that they would not receive it, they understandably upset, and decided to name a day in memorial of it. They called this day Cinco de Mayo.
A British ship was sinking.
It was the first day of an employee of the German boat central. After a while he received a emergency call from a British ship.
"We are sinking, i repeat, we are sinking!"
The German replied:
"What are you thinking about?"
The German Coast Guard receives a distress signal from an American ship...
The American captain says "Mayday! Mayday! We're sinking! I repeat, we are sinking!"
The German Coast Guard replies "Oh that's nice, what are you sinking about?"
A galley ship's commander addresses the slaves.
"I have good news," the commander says. "For all your hard work, you're each going to receive an extra r**... ration!" The galley slaves cheer, but are quickly silenced by the commander. "And now the bad news," he says. "The Captain wants to go water skiing."
An American ship is next to German land
Captain: "May day! May day! We are sinking!!"
German receiver: "What are you sinking about?!"
I received a notification for my order...
Dear Fushia,
Your shipment for your washing machine will ship for cheap by ship.
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