Shins Jokes

Following is our collection of ankles puns and wheeler one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Shins jokes for adults, dirty cuntry jokes and clean kneecap dad gags for kids.

The Best Shins Puns

What do you call someone with no shins?

Tony

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

What do you call a man with no shins?

Toe-Knee

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

So my Friend Told me That Life is Too Short.

Apparently responding with 'So Life is an angry midget' was uncalled for.

I got kicked in the shins.

By a midget.

Life sucks.


What do you call a guy with no shins?

...Neil

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

What did the mafia goon do when Daffy didn't pay back the loan shark?

He worked on de duck shins.

Why does Cotton Hill from "King of the Hill" like to throw rocks?

Because Jesus said, "Let he who is without shins cast the first stone."

What do you call a blind homeless man sleeping in the street?

Nothing. You silently take his only belongings before kicking him in the shins and running away

There is an abundance of shin jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and shins puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any roller witze you can hear about shins.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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