Shins Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do you call someone with no shins?

Tony

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

What do you call a man with no shins?

Toe-Knee

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

So my Friend Told me That Life is Too Short.

Apparently responding with 'So Life is an angry midget' was uncalled for.

I got kicked in the shins.

By a midget.

Life sucks.

What do you call a guy with no shins?

...Neil

What do you call a man with no shins?

Neil

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

A kid in a tracksuit called to my door last night and said Trick or treat

Its not Halloween till Tuesday. What are you even supposed to be?

I'm a ware wolf he said with a cheeky grin.

But you're not even wearing a costume

Well it's not a fucking full moon yet dickhead he said before kicking me in the shins and running away laughing.

Kids these days...

Next time you are walking around...

Remember, Jesus died for your shins. Don't take that shit for granted.

What did the mafia goon do when Daffy didn't pay back the loan shark?

He worked on de duck shins.

What are the funniest shins jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Shins? Well, here are the best Shins puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Shins pick up lines to share with friends.

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