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Shing Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good shing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What do shingles and fat white women have in common?

Eventually both will be nailed by a mexican

Shingles

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the n**... and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, "Shingles."
The doctor asked, "Where?"
Kevin said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?"

I had the shingles on my house redone, and the contractor lied to me about his pricing.

I was expecting it for free, he said it was going to be on the house.

There should be a Shingles vaccine campaign run to encourage vaccinations at a local level...

They could call it "Hot Shingles in your area"


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