The Best 36 Shiite Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Shiite jokes. There are some shiite cleric jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these shiite kurd puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Shiite Jokes and Puns

What do you call 2000 lbs of Muslims?

A Shiite ton.

If you ain't Muslim... ain't Shiite

My Muslim friend.

I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite.

Shiite joke, My Muslim friend.

Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria?

Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite.

Why is British weather muslim?

Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

Muslims are a bit like the weather...

They're either Sunni or Shiite.

Shiite joke, Muslims are a bit like the weather...

Did you hear about the Iranian who punched a guy at the soccer game?

Well, the Shiite hit the fan.

Sorry if it's a repost. :p

Did you know the weather is just like a Muslim?

It's either Sunni or it's Shiite.

What's the only thing a racist and an imam agree on?

A lot of Muslims are shiite.

Muslims are a lot like breakfast eggs.

If they aren't Sunni side up, they're probably Shiite.

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What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common?

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

London weather is just like Iraq.

A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite.

Two Muslim vampires are discussing the weather...

Vampire 1: It's really Sunni outside.

Vampire 2: Shiite!

Courtesy of my 8-year-old.

My buddy asked how the Muslim girl I'm dating is.


Someone asked me what the weather was like in the Middle East...

I said it's going to be Sunni or Shiite.

Shiite joke, Someone asked me what the weather was like in the Middle East...

The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq.

It's either Sunni, or Shiite.

The weather in Saudi Arabia is pretty simple

It's either sunni or shiite

What's the weather like in Iraq ?

Sunni in the North Shiite in the Southο»Ώ.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Scottish boy asks his dad about Islam

Son: "Ey dad, what is Islam?"

Dad: "Oh, well Sunni, it's a Shiite religion"

Camels really dont mind carrying Arabs around

They just think they smell like Shiite.

What did the warring religious sects say to each other after they made peace?

"Good Shiite."

"See you Sunni."

What do you call it when you run into the same Iranian in different bathrooms?

Same Shiite different toilet.

Scotland is like Iraq

A little but Sunni, but an awful lot Shiite.

People say Iraq weather was great,

They always talk about how Sunni it is but personally I think it was Shiite.

What do you call an Islam-worshipping poo?

A Shiite.

The British weather has just been declared Muslim

A little bit Sunni but mostly Shiite

I hear the weather in Saudi Arabia is very Sunni...

But the weather in Iran is Shiite.

What did the Muslim say when he was accused of something?

I didn't do Shiite.

Why did the Muslim boy ask to leave the classroom?

He had to take a Shiite.

What did the Shia Muslim say when he lost his phone?


What do you call an Iraqi priest?

Holy Shiite

The weather were having is so islamic...

It's either Sunni or Shiite.

What did the surprised Muslim say

Holy Shiite

I work with a Muslim that keeps calling me an American Pig

He's a piece of Shiite

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