Shiitake Mushrooms Jokes

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

I was just taunted by a mushroom!

It must have been a shiitake...

When I was in Paris, I got up early to get some food.

They had this huge mushroom buffet. Portabella, shiitake; Breakfast of champignons

What kind of food says mean things about you behind your back?

Shiitake mushrooms.

If I were a kleptomaniac mushroom, I would be called.....

A "shiitake" mushroom.

What kind of mushroom gets beat up the most?

A shiitake mushroom

What is a autocoprophagy's favorite mushroom?


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