Shihtzu Jokes
17 shihtzu jokes and hilarious shihtzu puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shihtzu that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Shihtzu Short Jokes
Short shihtzu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shihtzu humour may include short bulldog jokes also.
- Somewhere in China, there is a zoo with only a dog in a lion costume in it. It's a pretty Shih-Tzu, all things considered.
- I told Alexa to play pet sounds on repeat to keep my dog company while I was out of the house today. Long story short, my shih-tzu knows the words to "God Only Knows" now.
- I just went to the worst zoo I've ever visited. The food was overpriced, there was hardly any shade, and to top it all off the only animal in the entire zoo was a dog in a cage. It was a shih-tzu.
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Shihtzu One Liners
Which shihtzu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shihtzu? I can suggest the ones about enclosure and puppy.
- This animal park only has dogs?! What a ShihTzu...
- I left my dog at the mall... Oh Shih-Tzu
- What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu
- My dog is best dog ever. He's the best pet anyone can have. I Shihtzu not
- Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu
- I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. b**....
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Shihtzu Jokes
What funny jokes about shihtzu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bark jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shihtzu pranks.
I took my niece to the zoo the other day...
The only animal there was a small, scruffy looking dog.
I called the zookeeper over.
"What's with the scruffy old dog? Why is that the only animal?"
"It's a Shih-Tzu"
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My bullterry h**... my neighbors shihtzu a while back
Selling b**... pups if anyone is interested!
