Shihtzu Jokes

Funniest Shihtzu Short Jokes

Short shihtzu jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shihtzu humour may include short bulldog jokes also.

1. Somewhere in China, there is a zoo with only a dog in a lion costume in it. It's a pretty Shih-Tzu, all things considered.
2. I told Alexa to play pet sounds on repeat to keep my dog company while I was out of the house today. Long story short, my shih-tzu knows the words to "God Only Knows" now.
3. I just went to the worst zoo I've ever visited. The food was overpriced, there was hardly any shade, and to top it all off the only animal in the entire zoo was a dog in a cage. It was a shih-tzu.
4. My bullterry h**... my neighbors shihtzu a while back Selling b**... pups if anyone is interested!

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Shihtzu One Liners

Which shihtzu one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shihtzu? I can suggest the ones about enclosure and puppy.

1. This animal park only has dogs?! What a ShihTzu...
2. I went to a zoo which only had one dog It was a shih-tzu.
3. I left my dog at the mall... Oh Shih-Tzu
4. I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it. It was a shihtzu.
5. What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu
6. There was only one animal at the zoo... it was a Shihtzu
7. My dog is best dog ever. He's the best pet anyone can have. I Shihtzu not
8. The zoo only had a dog... It was a Shihtzu
9. What do you call a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih-tzu? Bullsh*t.
10. Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu
11. I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. b**....

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Shihtzu Jokes

What funny jokes about shihtzu you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shihtzu pranks.