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Shhhh Jokes

10 shhhh jokes and hilarious shhhh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shhhh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Shhhh Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good shhhh joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A conversation between a cobra and a librarian

-Shhhh
-Shhhh
-Shhhh
-Shhhh

What do you get when you take the s and the h out of school?

SHHHH!

A man walks into a bar

He sees a woman and proceeds to tell her a joke
"What's clear and smells like red paint?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Chloroform. shhhh"

I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World.

So I took them to our local fish market, saying, "Shhhh... they're all asleep."

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform
SHHHH..

Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time.

Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming".
Anne Frank - "I am too"

Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

Shhhh...

Officer: You drinking?

Me: I don't know are you buying?
He laughed, I laughed... I need bail money
Editorial: Yes I copied this from a comment... Shhhh

Putting your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word." is super-romantic.

But the cop didn't think so.

What do you say when you lose a shhhh contest?

It.


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