Shetland Pony Jokes
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Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but...
...he was a little hoarse.
A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...
He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"
Equine Choir
I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.
Why did the Shetland pony want a drink?
Because it was sounding a little hoarse
Pony
I came home the other day and my wife had the veterinarian there looking at my shetland pony.
Very concerned i asked " whats wrong with him!"
The Vet said "he's ok, he's just a little horse"
What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?
"Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
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