Shetland Jokes

5 shetland jokes and hilarious shetland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shetland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Shetland Jokes

What is a good shetland joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Guys, did you know that I have a shetland pony who can sing?! I was going to record and share a video the other day but...

...he was a little hoarse.

A shetland pony walks into a Burger King...

He walks up to the counter and whispers "I'll take one whopper please." The cashier says "sure, buy why are you whispering?" The pony looks up at him and says "sorry, I'm just a little hoarse"

Equine Choir

I went to see the Equine Choir perform last night, they sounded amazing! Well, except for the Shetland Pony, he was a little horse.

What do you call a short person who comes from the Shetland Islands?

A little Shet

Why did the Shetland pony want a drink?

Because it was sounding a little hoarse

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