Sherry Jokes
5 sherry jokes and hilarious sherry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sherry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ridiculous Sherry Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good sherry joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Two Germans walk into a bar
and they both order a sherry.
"Dry?"
"Nein, zwei."
A Navy Rhyme
A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies' Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will insert a nonsense syllable. Yes, yes! they clamor. So he recites –
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da c**...*
*^(This was found while researching William Walker Atkinson (a.k.a. Yogi Ramacharaka) and stumbling upon William Illsey Atkinson's website.)*
A Navy Rhyme
A Navy man, a war hero, attends a lunch at a Ladies' Patriotic Society. Cucumber sandwiches on crustless bread – he endures it manfully. Then the ladies, who have been at the sherry, ask to hear a Navy rhyme. Ladies, he says, I will accede to your request. But in place of each atrocious word, I will insert a nonsense syllable. Yes, yes! they clamor. So he recites –
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da*
*Da da da da da da da c**...*
*^(This was found while researching William Walker Atkinson (a.k.a. Yogi Ramacharaka) and stumbling upon William Illsey Atkinson's website.)*
There are these two homeless guys drinking cooking sherry in an alleyway........
when one says to the other. "Man I'm starving. There's a rotten frozen dead cat in the alley back there. I've gonna go eat it. You want in on this?"
The second guy says "No way am I going to eat a rotten frozen dead cat. That's n**...." So his buddy says "Suit yourself." And goes to town eating the rotten frozen dead cat.
He comes back about a half an hour later and says "Man, I don't feel so good. I shouldn't have eaten that rotten frozen dead cat." And proceeds to p**... and the ground.
The other guy starts l**... his lips and says "That's what I'm talking about, a hot meal!"
A Blond Joke from Minnesota.....
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero
when a blonde named Sherry got off work.She made her way to her car and
wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She
finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she
should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get
stuck in a snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow
went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and
she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions.
After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been
following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her
daddy's advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if she wanted,
but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.
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