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The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly

Sherman marched to the sea

The Delta Variant is burning through the South so quickly

They should call it the Sherman Variant

Table manners

Teacher:"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
Teacher: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
Teacher:'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.'

What does an American ww2 veteran say when you ask him if he wants some tea?

Sherman tanks!

What Vladimir Putin and General Sherman have in common?

Invading Georgia.

What did Jay Sherman say about your breath?

It stinks!

A football enthusiast cleverly asked me to sleep with her by asking if she could touch down on my richard...

I said, yeah Sherman.

pointless

Two bears sit on a tree.
One of them falls down and the other is called Sherman

My wife is divorcing me because I'm obsessed with Football coaching.

In my defence, I have J.J.Watt, Michael Bennett, and Richard Sherman.

I think Bernard Sherman might have been gay..

I just found out his wife was well hung too.
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