Sheriffs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Sheriffs jokes. There are some sheriffs lapd jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these sheriffs initiation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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A bounty hunter walks . . .

. . into the Sheriffs office and asks if he has any wanted posters.

" I just got the one today" He replies, "The Brown Paper Kid"

The bounty hunter asks "Why do they call him the Brown Paper Kid"

"Well he's got a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper shoes and brown paper pants"

"Okay sure. Whats he wanted for?"

"Rustling"

Sheriffs discover a dead black man in the woods...

... with 75 stab wounds and 36 gunshots to the chest. Sheriffs report it as the worst suicide they've ever seen.

Someone stole the toilet from the LA county sheriffs station.

The cops there have nothing to go on.

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