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81 sher jokes and hilarious sher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short sher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sher humour may include short prays jokes also.
- My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, "Sher, pa"
- Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest." Son: "Sher pa."
- A man asked Robin Hood, "would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?" To which he replied, "I Sher-would."
- I mean surely you know that global warming is a huge issue in our world today right? Don't call me Sherly!!
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Sher One Liners
Which sher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sher? I can suggest the ones about fulfill and lord.
- Can I tell you the name of the tiger in the jungle book? I Sher Kan.
- What do you call an arabian cop? Sher-if
Uproarious Sher Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about sher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean khan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sher pranks.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson....
...were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".
Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax?
Because he makes so many brilliant deductions.
What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?
A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.
How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?"
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons.
Watson asks, "Where did you get so many lemons?"
Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip.
After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Watson awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Holmes, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Holmes replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Sherlock says
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Watson?"
Watson was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Holmes, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!
What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?
Sedimentary my dear Watson!
Sherlock Holmes faced a tax audit because...
all his clever deductions made the tax office very suspicious.
I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes?
His deductions are phenomenal.
I wonder if Sherlock Holmes is good at his taxes...
He's great at making deductions.
Sherlock Holmes, how is the periodic table structured?
It's elementally, my dear Watson.
What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?
Watson the menu
Sheryl Sandberg's husband died while exercising on a treadmill.
He was trying to get his Lean In.
Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.
"A lemon tree, Watson".
Sheryl Crow singing the national anthem
Sherlock and Watson go camping
Sherlock and Dr. Watson go camping. They pitch their tent and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson and says: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And what do you deduce from that?" "Well, if there are millions of stars," Watson says, "there must be some with planets, and some of those planets must be like Earth. And if there are planets like Earth, there might be planets with life." And Holmes says, "Watson, you idiot, it means someone stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in a greenhouse when Watson says "Is that an orange bush, Holmes?"
Holmes replies, "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"
Why did Sheryl Crow get arrested at her family reunion?
attempted m**....
Sherlock and Watson take a vacation
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?
Because it was More ER Tea.
Sheriffs discover a dead black man in the woods...
... with 75 stab wounds and 36 gunshots to the chest. Sheriffs report it as the worst s**... they've ever seen.
What does Sherlock call his friends?
His Holmies
How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom? OC
By process of elimination.
Why was Sherlock Holmes such a successful detective in Australia?
Because he had a good eye.
(Read out loud)
Who does Sherlock Holmes battle after ERT?
More ERT
Sherlock was working on his garden, when Watson walked over and asked what he was planting.
"What are you planting?" said Watson.
"It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."
What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?
He de-deuces.
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting some rocks
Sherlock picks up a rock, admiring it. Watson asks, "What kind of rock is that? Igneous?"
Sherlock replies, "Sedimentary, my dear Watson. Sedimentary."
Sherlock was convicted for child m**...
A disgusted Watson visited him in prison, and said, "I cannot believe you were caught exposing yourself to a child in high school!"
"Elementary, my dear Watson..."
Sherlock and Watson are filling in their college application.
Watson: Sherlock? Why have you skipped writing this essay?
Sherlock: It's supplementary my dear Watson
Sherlock and Watson were walking through an orchard...
As they walk Watson keeps asking Sherlock to identify the trees they are seeing. After some time they approach a clearing and in the centre is a lone tree.
Watson asks "Sherlock what is that tree with yellow skinned fruit?"
Sherlock smiles and replies "That's a lemon tree, my dear Watson"
Sherlock and Watson go to shoot up a school..
Watson: which part of the school shall we head to first sherlock?
Sherlock: Elementary my dear Watson.
[Please don't kill me for this]
Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?
He's a master of deduction.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are busy with yet another complicated case.
Suddenly, Holmes seizes a chunk of blood-spattered limestone from the ground.
"What is it, Holmes?" asks Watson, eagerly.
Holmes turns and replies, gravely, "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Tell me, Sherlock, where do lemons come from?
A lemon tree, dear Watson.
Sherlock Holmes got audited by the IRS.
He had too many deductions.
Sherlock Holmes turned to Dr Watson and announced: "The m**... lives in the house with the yellow door."
"Good grief, Holmes," said Watson. "How on earth did you deduce that?"
"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."
Why doesn't sherlock holmes ever drink tea made in hospitals?
He really hates more ER tea
Sherlock Holmes smeared lemons over Dr. Watson's backside
"Why are you doing that, Holmes?" Dr. Watson asked.
"Lemon-entry my dear Watson", Holmes replied.
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes is inspecting a bed. He says to Watson, "this bed is missing something." Watson replies "no sheet sherlock."
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camping...
After dinner, they drink some whisky and fall asleep in their tent. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and asks Watson if he sees anything particular.
Watson:
Watson:
Holmes:
Sorry for the poor english, but it's not my native language.
Sherlock had a lemon, and Watson asked him where it came from. Sherlock said...
A lemon tree, my dear Watson.
Sherlock, what do they call primary school in America?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
How did Sherlock become a detective?
Sheriff dog bursts into the saloon and says
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"
Sherlock opens a salon.
Sherlock combs.
Sherlock opens a realtor business.
Calls it Sherlock Homes.
Sherlock opens a brothel
Sherlock Bones
Sherlock bones the worlds greatest doggy detective has solved yet another mystery with the help of his partner Dr.Dogson, but how did they do it?
Smellementary.
What did Sherlock Holmes say after being asked to get a paternity test?
Watson?
Why did Sherlock Holmes visit a Mexican restaurant?
Because he was looking for a good case idea.
Sherlock stones
Sedimentary my dear watson
What do Sherlock Holmes and a man on a toilet have in common?
They're both deducing.
What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite kind of rock?
Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson decide to go camping together
They set up their tent, go inside and fall asleep.
In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes Watson up
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see"
Watson replies, "I see thousands and thousands of stars"
Sherlock then says, "And what can you conclude from that?"
Watson thinks for a moment and replies, "Well if there are a thousand stars, there could be stars with planets such as Earth, and therefore life on other---"
Sherlock then interrupts him, "No Watson, it means somebody stole our tent, you idiot."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"
Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are camped in the woods while investigating a case.
They go to sleep. Several hours later, Holmes wakes Watson. He says, "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson says, "Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that tell you?"
"Well, I think it means that we'll have another nice day tomorrow. How about you?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."
Sheriff: Sir you I'm fining you for having your store open during the shutdown
Man: Oh, I'm not the owner I'm just looting.
Sheriff: Oh, ok carry on
This was an actual conversation overheard.
Sherlock Holmes and Watson are out hunting. Watson has a buck in his sights, when holmes throws a rock near it, and, frightened, it runs away. "What the h**... was that?!" He asks. Holmes looks at him for a second..
It sedimentary. My deer, Watson.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when Dr. Watson asked him what grade an eight year-old was in?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
The sheriff of a small Texan town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 60 miles per hour in a 30-mile an hour zone.
The man behind the wheel, a San Francisco law associate, was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, "I can't believe you stopped me. This town must be the a**... of the world!"
There was a five second pause as the magistrate looked at him. Then he asked, "You just passing through?"
Why did Sherlok Holmes like the Mexican restaurant?
It gave him good case ideas.
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping
They set up their tent under the starry night sky.
In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up his friend and says, "Watson look up at the stars and tell me what you can deduce."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars, and if even if only a few of them have planets, it's quite likely that some of them are exactly Earth-like planets. And if there are a few Earth-like planets, there might be life."
Holmes then replies, "Watson, you idiot! Someone stole our tent."
On the Sherrifs Wife's Death Bed
On her death bed, the Sheriff's wife confesses that she cheated on him three times, but swears it was always for a good reason. He asks what happened, and she says, "Well, the first time, remember when Dr. Smith said he we couldn't afford the operation, and then he changed his mind and did it for free?" He says yes, and forgives her. "And the second time, do you remember when our boy got a DUI, and the judge let him off with probation?" He says yes, and forgives her. "And last, do you remember when the polls had you about a hundred votes shy of winning the election for Sheriff?"
A sheriff walks into a saloon, the doors swinging on their hinges behind him
I'm gonna need your attention he exclaims.
Everyone in the bar hushes up.
I'm lookin' for a wanted man says the sheriff.
What's he look like sheriff? asks a patron standing at the bar.
The sheriff responds Well now, he's been seen wearing a brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, he also wears brown paper boots and has a brown paper hat. We're calling him the Brown Paper Cowboy.
There's a quiet murmur throughout the bar, until finally someone asks What's he wanted for sheriff?
Sheriff replies Rustling
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were taking the train one day when they passed a huge flock of sheep in a field.
As quickly as they had observed the fluffy cloud it had passed out of view.
"So many sheep!" Watson exclaimed. "I wonder how many there were?"
"Elementary, Dear Watson. There were 167 sheep." Sherlock calmly stated.
"Holmes, are you really telling me you managed to count them all in that brief moment?" Watson inquired.
"Don't be silly, Watson. I counted the legs and divided them by four."
Sherlock Holmes enters Baker Street...
...with a basket of lemons.
Watson asks, "where did you get so many lemons from, Holmes "?
To which Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson."
After Sherlock Holmes received an amputation below the ankle, why did he call his new prosthetic "The Game?"
Because, my dear Watson, The Game is a foot
The sheriff at the press conference said we have a torso with no arms, legs, or head.
Frankly, we're stumped.
Sherlock Holmes arrives at a crime scene, and immediately bends down to pick up a button on the floor.
Hmm… Sherlock ponders, I deduce that the individual this button belongs to is 6' 1 , was born in January, and has a fascination with blueberry muffins.
Watson was completely confused by his partner's deduction.
How could you possibly get all that from just a button?
Elementary! Sherlock replied. Because it's mine!
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping.
As they lay down in their sleeping bags, Sherlock calls out to Watson and says 'The stars are quite visible this evening. What do you think that means?'
Watson replies, 'Well, I think it means that there's a whole universe out there that remains unexplored and filled with mysteries and worlds we could never think of!'
'No you d**...,' Sherlock says, 'it means someone stole our tents.'
Sherlock Holmes returned to 221B Baker Street
He was carrying a box of lemons in his arms.
When Doctor Watson saw the box, he asked "Well where did those come from?"
And Holmes answered "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."
Sherlock Holmes was always reluctant to take credit for solving a mystery
Oh it was nothing, he would say. The police would have solved it in time.
Everyone knew he was just being modest. Be he ever so humble, there's no Police like Holmes.
Why can't Sherlock Holmes solve ANY crimes in Alabama?
He can't find any dental records, and all the DNA is the same for everyone.
I'm going to make a Sherlock Holmes game that is 12 inches long.
I'm going to call it
The Games A Foot.
