Shep Jokes

17 shep jokes and hilarious shep puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shep that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Short shep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shep humour may include short hope jokes also.

  1. What do you call a large group of tan and black dogs passing through Deutschland? A German Shep·herd

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What funny jokes about shep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean asleep jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shep pranks.

This farmer was telling me about how brilliant his sheepdog was at maths,

"Watch this," he said. "Shep, what's seven plus two, "
And the dog barked ten times.
"OK, Shep, what's fifteen plus four. "
And the dog barked twenty times.
"He's very good, " I replied, but he's a little over. "
"Yeah, " answered the farmer, "old habits die hard, he's just rounding them up. "

A shepard asks his dog

To count the sheep on his farm
The dog goes to count the sheep an comes back
The shepard asked how many sheep do i have?
The dog says 40
The shepard thinks " wait a minute i only had 38 how could that be.
The dog said
" i rounded them up"

The shepherd woke up one afternoon...

"Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep.
Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"

Why was the shepherd fired?

He fell asleep during inventory
Why was the sheep girl fired?
She was sleeping with the shepherd too.

What did one shepherd say to another shepherd on a cold winter's night?

I'm freezing! Let's get the flock out of here!

A shepherd tells his dog to go count the sheep...

So the dog goes out, comes back a little later. Shepherd says: How many sheep you count out there?
Dog says: 40 .
Shepherd says: That's not possible, I only had 38 to begin with! .
And the dog goes: Yeah but I rounded them up .

A shepherd owned a remarkable dog, deft at sheep herding and able to speak.

At the end of the day, after his dog had herded the flock into the pen, the shepherd asked his canine friend to confirm how many sheep were in.
"40," the dog barked.
"40? I counted 37."
"Yes," replied the dog, "I rounded them up."

I used to be a Shepherd, but I have no idea how many sheep I had.

Kept falling asleep trying to count them.

A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away

Forget it, you've already herd this one.

Why did the shepherd sleep on the job?

Because he was busy counting sheep.

The shepherd counted 98 sheep...

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

A shepherd asked a depressed sheep how he was doing...

"Baaaaaahd," the sheep replied.

Why do shepherds wear overalls?

Because sheep can hear zippers.

A Sheppard tried to take inventory

But he fell asleep when he tried

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?

Let's get the flock out of here.

How do you get to Shepherds Bush?

Up the Shepherd's leg!

Shep joke, How do you get to Shepherds Bush?