Shelve Jokes
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Shelve Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Sean Connery was injured last night in his sleep when some books fell on his head.
He could only blame his shelve.
Three shelves of stuffed animals
A man and a woman meet at a singles' bar, and they quickly hit it off and decide to go back to her place. They immediately head for the bedroom.
Once in the bedroom, the man notices something peculiar: on the wall are three shelves full of stuffed animals: huge ones on the top shelf, regular-size ones on the middle shelf, and small ones on the bottom shelf. He doesn't have time to pay attention to them, of course.
After they have s**..., the man says to the woman, "So, how was it?"
The woman thinks for a while and responds, "Eh, take one from the bottom shelf."
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