Shell Jokes

• Short Shell Jokes
• Shell One Liners
• Snail Shell Jokes
• Sea Shell Jokes
• Turtle Shell Jokes
• Tortoise Shell Jokes
• Egg Shell Jokes
• More Shell Jokes

Funniest Shell Short Jokes

Short shell jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The shell humour may include short shore jokes also.

1. My girlfriend got a tattoo of a shell on her thigh Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the sea.
2. Barack Obama goes to a costume party while giving his wife a piggyback ride. Someone asks him what he's dressed up as and he responds I'm a snail! That's M'Shell on my back
3. I had a racing snail, I thought it would be faster if I removed it's shell... It only made it more sluggish.
4. I entered a my pet snail into a race and removed its shell thinking it would make it faster... Unfortunately, it only made it more sluggish.
5. I removed the shell from my racing snail. I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it's more sluggish.
6. I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish.
7. I wanted to make my racing snail faster.. So I took off its shell. If anything it became a lot more sluggish.
8. You'd think a snail would be faster without it's shell, But it's actually more sluggish...
9. I used to own a racing snail... It never won though. To improve its performance I removed its shell but, if anything, it made it more sluggish
10. How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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Shell One Liners

Which shell one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with shell? I can suggest the ones about shaft and ashes.

1. Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of b shells
2. Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells
3. Why does Aeriel always wear Sea Shells? Because D shells were too big
4. What do you call a snail without a shell? Less Cargo.
5. Ever wonder why Ariel wears seashells? Because she outgrew the B-shells
6. Why do mermaids wear sea shells? B shells aren't big enough.
7. Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.
8. What did the python say when he came out of his shell? Print("Hello World!")
9. Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she's too big for B shells
10. Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells? A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
11. Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her B-shells.
12. I know The Little Mermaid's breast size. It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.
13. Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? She's not big enough for d shells.
14. What did barack obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !
15. Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells!
    

Snail Shell Jokes

Here is a list of funny snail shell jokes and even better snail shell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I took the shell off of my pet snail because I thought it would make him move faster ...if anything, it made him more sluggish
• I removed the shell from my racing snail thinking he'd be faster.. He's actually more sluggish now.
• Today I decided to take the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him move faster... If anything he seems more sluggish!
• I had a racing snail... To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
• Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish
• I used to have a a racing snail that kept losing. I decided to remove its shell to try and speed it up, if anything it made it more sluggish.
• I thought my snail's shell was weighing him down, but after I removed it he appeared even more sluggish.
• I took the shell off my racing snail, hoping it would make him faster. But, unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.
• I decided to remove my racing snail's shell to make him go faster. But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.
• I bought myself a snail to race other snails.. I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster.
  If anything it just made it more sluggish

Sea Shell Jokes

Here is a list of funny sea shell jokes and even better sea shell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend has a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh. When you put your ear on it, you can smell the ocean.
• I met this girl with a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh She told that if I put my ear to it, I can smell the ocean.
• Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
• I heard the titanic got a new job... She sells sea shells down by the sea floor.
  I hear it's a pretty high pressure job.
• Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea All I got was 6 years for armed robbery.
• It's really hard for me to tell people what my wife does for a living. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
• There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure.
• Why did Ariel wear sea shells? The D shells were too large.
• My mother does unspeakable things at the beach. She sells sea-shells on the seashore.
• Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because they can't fit in d-shells.
  

Turtle Shell Jokes

Here is a list of funny turtle shell jokes and even better turtle shell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My 5 year olds joke Why did the turtle cross the road
  To get to the shell station
• The gun fight between the turtles and tortoise was barbaric! Empty shells everywhere.
• what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell
• Why did the turtle stop the car? To get gas at the shell station.
• What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas? He went to the Shell station.
• What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction
• Do you think turtles live longer than humans because... they live a shell-tered life?
• Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
• How do turtles communicate? With shell phones.
• What type of jokes do turtles like? Shell-arious ones.
  (My sister came up with this one, cut her some slack, she's seven)

Tortoise Shell Jokes

Here is a list of funny tortoise shell jokes and even better tortoise shell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Tortoise challenged the Hare The Tortoise said race you home!
  The Hare began sprinting. The Tortoise retracted into his shell.
• A tortoise was really depressed. He went into his shell.
• What do you call a tortoise without a shell? Tortwas
• What do you call a tortoise that won't come out of its shell? Tautistic.
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• What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit? A tortoise.
• I had to bury my pet tortoise yesterday... It was sad, now he's just a shell of his former self.

Egg Shell Jokes

Here is a list of funny egg shell jokes and even better egg shell puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter? It was an egg shell lent idea
• What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? Yolko Oh-no
• Years ago I made friends with an egg yolk that was extremely shy. But over time I helped it come out of it's shell.
• A joke my younger brother once made up when he was 5 years old: Where do homeless egg shells go? ...the shelter.
• This isn't the flavor that I asked for I asked for shell-in egg salad!
• Why did the egg go to psychological counseling? Because it was suffering from shell shock.
• With Easter coming up With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?

Uproarious Shell Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about shell you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shadow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make shell pranks.