Shelfish Jokes

5 shelfish jokes and hilarious shelfish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about shelfish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Heartwarming Shelfish Jokes that Make You Laugh

What is a good shelfish joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?


My friend loves shrimp so much that she's gonna have a shrimp party without inviting anyone

She's becoming shelfish

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?


What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

My best friend is a good drawer, but he's pretty shelf-ish


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