Shel Jokes
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I took the shell off of my pet snail because I thought it would make him move faster
...if anything, it made him more sluggish
I took the shell off my racing snail, hoping it would make him faster.
But, unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish.
I took the shell off my racing snail...
... thinking it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish.
I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up.
If anything it made it more sluggish.
In a shelter for abused women.
My husband used to beat me on regular basis. Sometimes, he would get his drinking mates and they would stand one after another to beat me. But one day I said to myself: get a grip woman, enough is enough. So when my husband and his mates collapsed drunk, I run away to this shelter. After 6 months I feel much better. The thing I like the most about this place is that there is no punchline.
Took The Shell Off Of My Racing Snail,
I Thought He Would Go Faster But It Only Made Him 'Sluggish'.
I took the shell off my racing snail so that he would go faster
but now he is a little sluggish.
How does a Shelf defend itself?
They learn Shelf-Defense.
I took the shell off my racing snail to help him go faster.
Didn't work. It actually made him more sluggish.
Sheldon, Howard and Raj saved up 1 million dollars each
Leonard only had a penny
Shelly sells seashells down by the seashore
Shelly got chlamydia.
"What Did?" by Shel Silverstein
What did the carrot say to the wheat?
'Lettuce' rest, I'm feeling 'beet.'
What did the paper say to the pen?
I feel quite all 'write,' my friend.
What did the teapot say to the chalk?
Nothing, you silly . . . teapots can't talk!
During shelter in place, I realize that I miss people, place, and things.
So nouns. I essentially miss nouns.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawnbroker.
How do shellfish get high?
At a clam bake
What do Shell Oil and my baby daddy have in common?
They both left when it got too expensive.
Why did the shell not go to the beach?
Because he was self-CONCH-ious.
What did the shellfish say to his crush?
Nothing, he just clammed up.
I have a shellfish allergy and I got an allergic reaction to it
So The Fine Brothers sued me
There's not enough shelf space for this.
Chappelle's
Enlightenment Beer
with w**... flavoring.
If Shelly Long and Martin short were married...
Would they be commediums?
I was shell-shocked when my neighbours brought home a test-tube baby...
...I did not know that test-tubes can reproduce.
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