Sheila Jokes

Read a compilation of Sheila jokes, shared by Sheila and Bruce, Peggy, Yesterdie, and Susan. Enjoy a laugh while learning what makes these characters so humorous!

Comical Sheila Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

Dave took his wife Sheila and her sister Mandy away for a weekend in the caravan.

"Any chance of a b**...?" Dave whispered to his wife when they were in bed.

"For f**...'s sake, Dave!" she hissed, "Mandy's in the bed over there!"

"Good point," he said, "Mandy? Any chance of a b**...?"

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter...

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila says:
"When I grow up, I want to be a p**...!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barks: "What the **** did you say?"
"A p**...!" Sheila repeats. Sister Catherine breathes a sight of relief and says: "Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant"

An Australian man is walking across Sydney Harbour Bridge when he sees his ex-girlfriend standing on the railings ...

An Australian man is walking across Sydney Harbour Bridge when he sees his ex\-girlfriend standing on the railings, about to commit s**.... He apporaches her and asks:
\- Hey Sheila, what's the matter?
Tears in here eyes, she says:
\- I'm pregnant Bruce, and it's your baby!
To which Bruce replies:
\- Woah Sheila, not only are you brilliant in bed \- you're also a great sport!

What's an Australians definition of fore play?

Brace yourself Sheila

Wife: Let's do some role playing

Wife: Let's do some role playing

Husband: Okay, be your friend Sheila

Wife: I was thinking of some s**... profession..

Husband: Oh okay. What is Sheila's profession?

Aussie chat up line

"...bite on this stick sheila..."

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