Sheikh Jokes

43 sheikh jokes and hilarious sheikh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheikh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for an entertaining way to experience a culture different from yours? Sheikh jokes can provide that! Featuring Sheikh Chilli, Wahhabi, Ahmed and Allah, these amusing jokes will make you laugh. Learn more about the unique culture of the Middle East and enjoy a chuckle at the same time!

Funniest Sheikh Short Jokes

Short sheikh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheikh humour may include short rabbi jokes also.

  1. Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?
  2. What did they call the arab dairy farmer who became the chief? A milk sheikh

    Figured I had 6 min for my cake day, and for some reason that was the joke that popped in my head
  3. James Bond retired and turned down a knighthood in England to live in Afghanistan where he became one of the most important men in the middle east. Turns out he wanted to be Sheikh'en, not Sirred.
  4. Did you guys hear about the fruit and dairy tycoon from the middle East? We call him the Banana Milk Sheikh
  5. What do you get when you cross slow dancing with Arabic royalty? Dancing Sheikh to Sheikh.
  6. Did you hear about the arabian body builder who built a business empire? They called him the protein sheikh
  7. What do you call a female middle eastern stripper? Sheikha Bouti
    What do you call a male middle eastern stripper?
    Sheikh Madiq
  8. What do you call an Arabic chief who loves dairy products? A milk-sheikh
  9. Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other wife.
  10. What do you call a Muslim expert on Milk? A Milk Sheikh

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Sheikh One Liners

Which sheikh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheikh? I can suggest the ones about religious leader and priest rabbi imam.

  1. What would you call a Muscular Arab? A Protein Sheikh
  2. What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements? A Protein Sheikh....
  3. What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh.
  4. Who is the strongest Arab in the world? The Protein Sheikh
  5. What do you call an Arabic dairy farmer? A milk sheikh.
  6. What do you call an Arab who has many cows? milk sheikh
  7. What do you call a white Arab prince? A milk sheikh
  8. What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh
  9. An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh
  10. What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh
  11. What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh
  12. What do you call a Saudi prince smoking a joint? Sheikh n' bake.
  13. What does a Muslim bodybuilder drink after a workout? A sheikh!
  14. What do you call an Arab who built his wealth by selling dairy products? A milk-sheikh
  15. There was a rebellion in Saudi Arabia recently. I guess it was time for a sheikh-up.

Sheikh joke, There was a rebellion in Saudi Arabia recently.

Fun-Filled Sheikh Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about sheikh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean khan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheikh pranks.

The son of a rich Saudi sheikh arrives in Germany for his University studies.

He soon writes home to his father. "Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad I am a little ashamed to be riding to class every day in my 24k gold Ferrari 599GTB when my professors, friends and many fellow students all travel by train. Your son, Ahmed"

Promptly, his father writes back. "My Dear son Ahmed, $20 Million has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing our family. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your dad"

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends...

Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is
Mohamed, and you say that
your name is Ahmed, this way
we'll get some food! Deal?"
Steve said: "No, I'm sticking
with my name."
They walked into the Mosque
and the Sheikh saw them.
The Sheikh asked: "What are
your names?"
Bob said: "My name is
Steve said: "My name is Steve."
Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring
some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan

An Arab Sheikh sends his son to France for his studies. A year later the son comes back but the Sheikh realises that something is bothering his son. After some questioning, the son tells his father that he goes to college in his Porsche but the other students come by train. It's not right.

The Sheikh feels terrible, hugs his son and says, 'Don't worry son... I'll buy you a train today!'

What's the name of Saudi Arabia's s**... minister?

Sheikh Mehboob

The Arabian Prince didn't like his headscarf.

It wasn't very Sheikh.

If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs...

It would be called Hide and Sheikh

An Arab sheikh in a hotel...

An Arab sheikh was once visiting London. He was staying at a grand hotel. He was by himself and didn't know English very well.
Just as he jumped on the bed, a mouse scurried out from under. He was confused at first, then terrified. He used the phone on the side stand to call room service. The bellboy took the call and asked what he needed. The sheikh said, "Alfaar! Alfaar!" Which meant mouse in Arabic. The bellboy couldn't understand and asked if he could repeat that in English.
The Arab thought for a bit and asked, "you know Tom and Jeri?". The bellboy said, "yes, I know Tom and j**...." The Arab said, "come come, habibi Jeri is here."

Sheikh joke, An Arab sheikh in a hotel...