Sheikh Jokes
43 sheikh jokes and hilarious sheikh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheikh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for an entertaining way to experience a culture different from yours? Sheikh jokes can provide that! Featuring Sheikh Chilli, Wahhabi, Ahmed and Allah, these amusing jokes will make you laugh. Learn more about the unique culture of the Middle East and enjoy a chuckle at the same time!
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Funniest Sheikh Short Jokes
Short sheikh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheikh humour may include short rabbi jokes also.
- Just came back from Dubai where a sheikh offered me 30 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboro but who could resist an offer like that?
- What did they call the arab dairy farmer who became the chief? A milk sheikh
Figured I had 6 min for my cake day, and for some reason that was the joke that popped in my head - James Bond retired and turned down a knighthood in England to live in Afghanistan where he became one of the most important men in the middle east. Turns out he wanted to be Sheikh'en, not Sirred.
- Did you guys hear about the fruit and dairy tycoon from the middle East? We call him the Banana Milk Sheikh
- What do you get when you cross slow dancing with Arabic royalty? Dancing Sheikh to Sheikh.
- Did you hear about the arabian body builder who built a business empire? They called him the protein sheikh
- What do you call a female middle eastern stripper? Sheikha Bouti
What do you call a male middle eastern stripper?
Sheikh Madiq
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Sheikh One Liners
Which sheikh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheikh? I can suggest the ones about religious leader and priest rabbi imam.
- What would you call a Muscular Arab? A Protein Sheikh
- What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh.
- What do you call a white Arab prince? A milk sheikh
- An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh
- What's a Saudis favourite drink? Milk sheikh
- What do you call a Saudi prince smoking a joint? Sheikh n' bake.
- What does a Muslim bodybuilder drink after a workout? A sheikh!
- There was a rebellion in Saudi Arabia recently. I guess it was time for a sheikh-up.
- Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other wife.
- What do you call a Muslim expert on Milk? A Milk Sheikh
- The Arabian Prince didn't like his headscarf. It wasn't very Sheikh.
- What do you call a hyper-active cow from the Middle East? A milk-sheikh
- Fake news! Is there fake news in the middle East?
Nope just sheikh news - What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements? A Protein Sheikh....
- What's the name of Saudi Arabia's s**... minister? Sheikh Mehboob
Fun-Filled Sheikh Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about sheikh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean khan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheikh pranks.
The son of a rich Saudi sheikh arrives in Germany for his University studies.
He soon writes home to his father. "Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad I am a little ashamed to be riding to class every day in my 24k gold Ferrari 599GTB when my professors, friends and many fellow students all travel by train. Your son, Ahmed"
Promptly, his father writes back. "My Dear son Ahmed, $20 Million has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing our family. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your dad"
Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends...
Bob and Steve, two non-Muslim friends who happen to be lost in a desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque. Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is
Mohamed, and you say that
your name is Ahmed, this way
we'll get some food! Deal?"
Steve said: "No, I'm sticking
with my name."
They walked into the Mosque
and the Sheikh saw them.
The Sheikh asked: "What are
your names?"
Bob said: "My name is
Mohamed."
Steve said: "My name is Steve."
Sheikh said: "Guys, please bring
some food and water for Steve.
And you Mohamed, Ramadan
Mubarak!!
An Arab Sheikh sends his son to France for his studies. A year later the son comes back but the Sheikh realises that something is bothering his son. After some questioning, the son tells his father that he goes to college in his Porsche but the other students come by train. It's not right.
The Sheikh feels terrible, hugs his son and says, 'Don't worry son... I'll buy you a train today!'
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If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs...
It would be called Hide and Sheikh
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An Arab sheikh in a hotel...
An Arab sheikh was once visiting London. He was staying at a grand hotel. He was by himself and didn't know English very well.
Just as he jumped on the bed, a mouse scurried out from under. He was confused at first, then terrified. He used the phone on the side stand to call room service. The bellboy took the call and asked what he needed. The sheikh said, "Alfaar! Alfaar!" Which meant mouse in Arabic. The bellboy couldn't understand and asked if he could repeat that in English.
The Arab thought for a bit and asked, "you know Tom and Jeri?". The bellboy said, "yes, I know Tom and j**...." The Arab said, "come come, habibi Jeri is here."
Sheikh was talking to his travel agent....
Sheikh: I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently....
The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go....
Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and spent some days and my wife Razia got pregnant.....
Then two years ago, you told me to enjoy Bahamas, and Razia got
pregnant again....
Last year you suggested Tahiti and Razia once again got pregnant.....
Travel agent: So, what are you going to do this year that is different?....
Sheikh replied: This year I'm taking Razia with me :-)
Sheikh's son goes to University
A rich billionaire Sheikh sends his son to a university in the US. He buys his son a gold plated Ferrari so that he can commute from his house to the university everyday.
A couple of weeks in, he gets really upset and sends an email to his dad:
Dad, all my friends in the university use the public transport .. usually a train .. to come to university. I feel really embarrassed to be driving around in a gold Ferrari.
Next day, the Sheikh responds: Don't worry son. I've just transferred $10 million to your account. Go buy urself a train.
In Lebanon, a christian man falls in love with a muslim woman...
Her parents won't allow him to marry her unless he converts to islam. The man goes to see the sheikh and is told that he has to circumcise. He reluctantly agrees and gets married.
A month later, the man is walking down Hamra street, with a gold chain around his neck attached to a crucifix on his chest. The sheikh sees him and the crucifix and stops him to say: "My son what are you doing? you are a muslim now. why are you wearing that cross on your chest?".
The man looks at him and says: "Well you know sheikh, I thought that with the country being unstable, if I were to get killed and I go up to heaven and find that Jesus is there, I would unbutton my shirt and show him the crucifix. He might be merciful and allow me in".
The sheikh is quiet for a while, then he asks: "But my son, what would happen if you find that Muhammad is up there?".
The man says: "I will unbutton my trousers and show him my..."
An Arab sheikh is dying
... and the only thing that could save him a blood transfusion. But there is a problem - the sheikh has a very rare blood type. After very intensive searches sheik's servants finally find a donor. This happens to be an old Jewish guy who agrees to donate blood in exchange for a substantial reward. The sheikh's life is saved, and he generously rewards the donor with a luxury car and a huge mansion.
Couple of years later, the same story happens. The donor rushes to donate the blood and comes to pick up his reward. Surprisingly for him, he is handed a box of cookies.
"But last time you gave me a car and a mansion"
"Well, last time I had no Jewish blood flowing in me".
