Sheik Jokes
23 sheik jokes and hilarious sheik puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheik that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Sheik Short Jokes
Short sheik jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheik humour may include short rabbi jokes also.
- A Saudi oil sheik returns from vacation He tells his friends. "It rained for three weeks straight! Best vacation ever, you gotta try it!"
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Sheik One Liners
Which sheik one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheik? I can suggest the ones about religious leader and shepherd.
- I bet dating zelda would be fun. A princess in the streets, but Sheik in the sheets.
- Just saw a couple of Arab princes having a fight. They were having a Sheik up
- I've just met an arab with 10 cows A true "Milk sheik"
- George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets.
- What's an Arab favourite restaurant? Sheik shack
And for drinks it's the alluhak bar. - What do you call a hip Arab? A chic sheik
- What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's? Sheik Shake
- What's the most popular drink in Dubai? Milk-Sheiks.
- Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it.
- What do you call an Arab man with Parkinsons? Sheik.
Quirky and Hilarious Sheik Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about sheik you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean khan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheik pranks.
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery.
But prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case a need arose.
As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so the call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW motorcycle, diamonds and a substantial sum of money.
A couple of days later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery.
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again.
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab and asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me another motorcycle, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates."
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins".
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A guy in Saudi Arabia once m**..., breaking the law of the land. His name?
Sheik Dawood.
Why did the Sheikh cross the road?
To get to the other wife.
Sheikh was talking to his travel agent....
Sheikh: I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently....
The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go....
Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and spent some days and my wife Razia got pregnant.....
Then two years ago, you told me to enjoy Bahamas, and Razia got
pregnant again....
Last year you suggested Tahiti and Razia once again got pregnant.....
Travel agent: So, what are you going to do this year that is different?....
Sheikh replied: This year I'm taking Razia with me :-)
