Sheets Toilet Jokes

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Scientists claim its impossible to fold a piece of paper 8 times.

They have obviously never seen me wiping my a**... when there is only one sheet of toilet paper left.

My wife complains I use too much toilet paper and I should only use three sheets.

Now she complains that the bed linen stinks.

My Ex-wife Wanted a b**... Job.

In an effort to save money, I told her that taking a few sheets of toilet tissue and rubbing it between her b**... twice a day would make her b**... grow. So my ex did this diligently for 3 months. Finally, after seeing no improvement, she came to me with a look of disappointment on her face. She asked "Are you sure rubbing toilet paper between my breast will make them grow?"
I replied, "Yeah; look how big it made your a**...."

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.

I hate it when commercials are misleading

No one uses 1 sheet of toilet paper

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