Sheet Music Jokes

35 sheet music jokes and hilarious sheet music puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheet music that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Sheet Music Short Jokes

Short sheet music jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The sheet music humour may include short sheet paper jokes also.

  1. How do you prevent an accordion player from playing? Take away their sheet music and watch them panic.
  2. My music teacher asked me a question. I said, "Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift." "Excuse me?" he replied, hesitantly. "I was asking if you knew 'sheet' music."
  3. A man walks into his orchestra rehearsal... carrying some corn on the cob as his instrument.
    The conductor asks him Will you need any sheet music?
    The man replies, Nah, I'll play it by ear.
  4. If there's one thing I've learned from sheet music over the years It's that a long rest just can't be beat
  5. My band director wanted to throw a "taping" party to organize our sheets of music. I told him that I'll bring the Scotch.
  6. I used to sit in front of the trombones in band I would keep both my sheet music, as well as theirs, so I knew when to duck.
  7. Why did everyone hate the classical composer's music Everyone thought he had some sheet music
  8. Friend: I feel like I'll never be a good musician. I can't even read sheet music Me: a lot of great musicians don't know how to read sheet music. Look at Stevie Wonder

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Sheet Music One Liners

Which sheet music one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with sheet music? I can suggest the ones about music chord and music note.

  1. How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him
  2. How do you make an accordionist play more quietly? Put a sheet of music in front of them.
  3. How do you confuse a drummer? Give him sheet music
  4. How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Give them some sheet music
  5. Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music? Because he was de-composing.
  6. How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? Give him sheet music.
  7. I collect way too much sheet music, but I assure you, this one is a real score.
  8. What kind of music do drywallers play? Sheet Rock
  9. Musicians have Music Sheets Rappers have Rap Sheets.
  10. Why do blind musicians only play jazz? Because they can't read sheet music
  11. How did the piece of sheet music give an autograph to a fan? He added his time signature.
  12. I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
  13. I treat my sheet music like my wife I don't have one

Uplifting Sheet Music Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about sheet music you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sheet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make sheet music pranks.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking on your door? (What are your favorite musician jokes?)

The knocking gets faster as it goes on.

You hear a knock on your door, you open it to find a bass player standing there. What do you do?
Pay him for the pizza!

Two drummers walk past a bar...

How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Put some sheet music in front of him.

My friend made a flute out of a carrot...

It was impressive, and if you gave her some sheet music, she would show you just how well it played.
My other friend, who's a bit competitive, made an oboe out of corn. He said he could play anything by ear.

A musician goes into labor

To help keep her mind away from the pain and maintain her breathing, she begins counting her sheet music out loud. Her contractions gradually get stronger, when she calls out, Oh god! The triplets are coming!
One and a two and a three and a!

So a graverobber decides to dig up Mozart,

He digs down, opens the coffin, and finds, not a dead body but a very old Mozart rapidly erasing music sheets. The grave robber says "Mozart, is that you? What are you doing?" Mozart responds, "I'm decomposing."