Sheet Metal Jokes
8 sheet metal jokes and hilarious sheet metal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about sheet metal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Sheet Metal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good sheet metal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What happens when you eat aluminium foil?
You sheet metal
What do you call a Metallica song after being transcribed?
Sheet metal.
Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting
What do you do after you eat gravel?
Sheetrock. For those keeping track at home, yes I repurposed a sheet metal joke from a post on another sub a couple days ago but I worked in construction and this made more sense to me.
What do you do after you eat aluminum foil?
You sheet metal
I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together.
The story was riveting.
I read a book about fastening sheets of metal together.
It was riveting.
"You won't be able to stop me this time, Captain Food Saver,"
shouted The Moldy Bread at his arch nemesis, who was very tightly bound.
"Ah ha! But there's where you're wrong, Moldy! I brought along an old weapon that you've forgotten about..."
The Moldy Bread ignored the Captain, stating, "It's too late! I've already started up my Mold Machine! My lifelong purpose will finally be fulfilled when all of the world's bread is moldy! Muahahahaha!"
The great sci-fi-looking cannon started whirring and humming. At the last possible moment before the machine fired, Captain Food Saver burst through his bonds and threw a small and very thin sheet of metal in front of the cannon. The blast reflected off the surface of the metal, and back into the cannon, making it collapse in on itself into a rotten and damp pile.
Devastated, The Moldy Bread shouted, "Curse you Captain Food Saver! My plan was foiled again!"
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